Jarrad_r6

Looking at Lewds signature made me think of somthing I said to a cop once, who else has good one?

Officer requires 5+ miles to catch me in a mustang 5.0. I am in a 86 Accord and had it to the floor till just before he came up behind me.

How fast was I going?
Why, does your speedo only go to 90?
No, it goes to 130.

Citation issued for 85+ in a 55

JG Luder

Got asked if I was drinking 6 times in a row.
"Have you been drinking?"
"Are you sure"
Why do I smell alcohol from somwhere?" (turns out it was on his hands, he picked up a beer can from the parking lot earlier... hahaha)
"What have you had..."
"Are you sure you haven't been drinking?"

So I started laughing..

"Whats so funny?"

So I said "You actually think if you ask me enough times I'm going to change my story or something?"

Man, he was pissed... I walked away with a butt load of tickets. But I have witnesses to the whole ordeal!!! And it makes a great story!!