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Old 03-10-2003, 01:55 PM
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today i was driving and my car started overheating, the yellow engine light came on, the the red oil light...black smoke was coming out everywhere, my car started to feel slow, someone told me i need a new head gasket, i dont know what that is. so if you could help i am going to try to fix it my self, where is the headgasket? ****also loud knocking sounds were coming from the motor and when i parked it leaked like 5 quarts of oil under my car**** please help me i dont know much about cars and i am broke.
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your engine is toast! if you dont know what a head gasket is then take it to a mechanic....
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all i can say is wow. I don't mean to make this sound like a joke, but man, i hope your joking.
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Sounds like a catastrophic failure. I doubt you were just driving along. What were you doing when this happened? Also, if you
dont know much about cars
and since you
dont know what (a headgasket) is
, than I strongly advise against
(trying) to fix it my self
As to what actually happened, it's hard to say. I'm going to guess that you broke a rod.
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if you're broke, you're fucked cuz u will be payin lotsa dough to fix that thing.
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well i was street racing a neon and bam all this happend please guys help me fix my headgasket
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i seriously doubt it's just your headgasket
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this post is

Hes ****** with you guys.
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sounds like you need more than a headgasket if it leaked that much oil. Make sure there's no holes in you block or anything like that. If it is the headgasket, it's easy to replace, especially on a sohc. All you need is some basic tools and a repair manual.
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well i was street racing a neon and bam all this happend please guys help me fix my headgasket
you didn't get the "Danger To Manifold" warning on your laptop?
Old 03-11-2003, 05:51 AM
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Sounds more like you blew your engine. Have you tried restarting it?
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woooo.. people in neonz are bitches! you should have pulled out your gun and shot his tires out1 but your a bitch and and you blew your engine. whats worse is you drive an automatic!
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well i was street racing a neon and bam all this happend please guys help me fix my headgasket
ROFL!!

Good one.
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This just sounds like a joke, we would love some pics
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LOL dude your motor is all gone. Most Hondas don't even have 5 quarts of oil in the motor.

A) You're either lying your a$$ off,or

B) You've blown a serious hole in that block but you haven't noticed that yet, or

C) You need to take it to get fixed b/c a headgasket is no easy task. It entails taking off the HEAD.

And please don't reply saying that you don't know what the Head is b/c then you're ultimately on the wrong forum. Buy a Helms manual if you're serious about changing the headgasket. It's way too complicated to explain that on this forum.
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you didn't get the "Danger To Manifold" warning on your laptop?
LOL
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do us all a favor and end yourself.
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time to lock it down
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drain your oil and see if it has coolant in it.......
Old 03-12-2003, 10:32 PM
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when i parked it leaked like 5 quarts of oil under my car**** please help me i dont know much about cars and i am broke.
I doubt he has any oil in the car.. and if it's a d series it doesn't even have that much =P good lick with your car FOCKER
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sounds like detonation to me.
actually, it does sound kinda fishy.
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you didn't get the "Danger To Manifold" warning on your laptop?
hahaha...... i'm still laughing...
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hahah you have no business driving a car man.I agree though your motor is toast.If you plan on saving some money get a helms manual and swing buy sears and by a tool set.
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how'd you lose 5 quarts of oil in that honda motor of yours?


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