WTF My car uses oil like gremlins are stealing it
 

03' Accord 2.4L 5spd
The car is down over 2 quarts every month to 2 months I'd say. It doesn't smoke at all, it doesn't leak at all. What else besides valve guide seals, rings and the head gasket could cause the car to consume oil? it's got to be burning it, I guess it's just a small amount consistently while driving and I'm not noticing the smoke? The only other thing I can think of is the PCV system which I'm guessing is the culprit. Any input is greatly appreciated, thanks guys.

Re: WTF My car uses oil like gremlins are stealing it
 

How many MILES does it take to use a quart of oil? TIME means nothing in oil usage.