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Old 06-18-2014, 11:58 AM
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after u use the bathroom? as i get older, i find myself shaking it alot. to the point where i might as well be masturbating. I was told u squeeze my chode to force the **** out...u know ...the area between my butthole and my ball sack.

how bout u guys?
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i forgot i made this thread. LOL
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I've asked my Urologist about this. That's how life rolls. But since we are still "young," what we (guys) do too often is that we pee standing up. Often in a rush - work, at the mall, movie theaters, and we are unconsciously clinching our muscles down there. Let's call them butt muscles. So we are not letting the bladder to empty out completely.

So his suggestion was to: 1: Relax. 2. No rush. 3. Sit down a pee (and turn in your man card at the door).

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Originally Posted by GoLowDrew
I've asked my Urologist about this. That's how life rolls. But since we are still "young," what we (guys) do too often is that we pee standing up. Often in a rush - work, at the mall, movie theaters, and we are unconsciously clinching our muscles down there. Let's call them butt muscles. So we are not letting the bladder to empty out completely.

So his suggestion is to: 1: Relax. 2. No rush. 3. Sit down a pee (and turn in your man card at the door).
i'm not gonna lie. i sit and pee in the mornings. usually because too tired to concentrate, and raging boner is hard to control.
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No shame. For the first AM pee I sit down too. Just because I'm not really awake yet and don't want to pee all over the floor if it happens to aim at a different direction.
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Originally Posted by GoLowDrew
No shame. For the first AM pee I sit down too. Just because I'm not really awake yet and don't want to pee all over the floor if it happens to aim at a different direction.
hell yeah! hawaii thread! we get to keep our man card here.
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Originally Posted by GoLowDrew
No shame. For the first AM pee I sit down too. Just because I'm not really awake yet and don't want to pee all over the floor if it happens to aim at a different direction.
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Isn't that the worst? You just wake up, barely have your eyes open, have to pee like a fire hose, then mid-stream you notice you have been urinating everywhere except for the bowl. Worst wakeup call ever..
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Then you'll have to clean it up. Still not awake, but f..in mad.
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NICE! everyone in hawaii!
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Blot with tissue ftw
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