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Old 04-06-2019, 05:57 PM
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yeah, I'm here until the 16th. what to do, what not to do? I dont know. all I know is that everyone drives like the earth is about to explode. Just got here from mexicali. not gonna lie, had no clue it had hills like this haha. also, apparently the club america soccer team is staying at my hotel and its a **** show in the lobby today. have I ever been to tijuana you ask? nope. am I going to go out at night you ask? **** no. but I've got two weekends to spend so I might as well do some damn thing in the city just named "most dangerous in the world" lol. and no, STDs are not in my future.
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Old 04-06-2019, 06:00 PM
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you auditioning for an episode of locked up abroad?
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Old 04-06-2019, 06:09 PM
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Mangoes?
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Old 04-06-2019, 06:16 PM
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you auditioning for an episode of locked up abroad?
here for work, got voluntold I was getting on a plane or no job. it was this or india. so here I am.
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Old 04-06-2019, 06:54 PM
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here for work, got voluntold I was getting on a plane or no job. it was this or india. so here I am.
If you didn't know, San Diego is right across the border. Now you know.
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Old 04-06-2019, 07:18 PM
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If you didn't know, San Diego is right across the border. Now you know.
yup, even saw the rusty *** wall on my road trip from mexicali to tijuana...built on the side of the damn mountain no less. I'm not approved for cross bordering. I'm here until I'm ready to catch my flight out. is what it is which is why I'm asking what to do aside from look at basically a desert version of the backside of jamaica. lol. I mean this **** is run the **** down wow.
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Old 04-06-2019, 07:59 PM
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yup, even saw the rusty *** wall on my road trip from mexicali to tijuana...built on the side of the damn mountain no less. I'm not approved for cross bordering. I'm here until I'm ready to catch my flight out. is what it is which is why I'm asking what to do aside from look at basically a desert version of the backside of jamaica. lol. I mean this **** is run the **** down wow.
Tijuana is what we here in MAGAland call a "shithole"

Prolly take a hint from Flint and don't drink the water.
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Old 04-06-2019, 09:22 PM
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Try the sushi
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Old 04-06-2019, 09:50 PM
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Tijuana is what we here in MAGAland call a "shithole"

Prolly take a hint from Flint and don't drink the water.
**** off magaland
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Old 04-06-2019, 10:03 PM
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Weekends in TJ used to be poppin back in my day. Always UCSD SDSU kids partying for cheap. Don't know about now. But I don't know what there is to do besides drinking, clubbing, and sexing.
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Old 04-06-2019, 10:23 PM
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Head towards that border though and let us know if the crisis is real?
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Old 04-06-2019, 10:26 PM
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how much are the hookers? Asking for a friend.
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Old 04-06-2019, 11:04 PM
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GDD bunch of noobs

One place: Hong Kong

Thank me later
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Old 04-07-2019, 09:36 AM
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I heard Adelitas is poppin'




john carcamo7 months agoThis place was better than Disneyland. The lines are shorter and the rides are longer
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Old 04-07-2019, 05:08 PM
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all I know is the hotel was PACKED last night. apparently club america was playing tijuana in soccer and they were staying at the hotel. holy hell it was mayhem yesterday. so quiet today. I mean I'm a big college football fan (go clemson...alma mater and all that ****) but this was stupid. they had the ******* army here last night with assault riflles. it was stupid. today? bunch of broken beer bottles and hooker cards on the street and thats it. I played checkers with the bartender lol.
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Old 04-07-2019, 06:28 PM
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Go to HK for some drinks and a good viewing.
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Old 04-08-2019, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ScareyH22A View Post
Weekends in TJ used to be poppin back in my day. Always UCSD SDSU kids partying for cheap. Don't know about now. But I don't know what there is to do besides drinking, clubbing, and sexing.
I remember in 2002 and 2003 my friends and I would take a party bus from UCSD to the border and party in TJ all night and then get dropped back off on campus around 3 PM. I think it was like $5 or $10 round trip. Those days were a blast!
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Old 04-08-2019, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 2LEM1 View Post
I heard Adelitas is poppin'

https://youtu.be/bG3XpZXh2IY



This dude knows what's up. Adelitas or the Chicago Club
Best $50 I ever spent. Although those were 2001 prices so it could've gone up quite a bit since then lol
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Old 04-08-2019, 06:09 AM
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When you are getting a lapdance and the chick offers you a blowie for $50, tell her that the chick outside offered it for $20, she'll up her game to sexy time for $50
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Old 04-08-2019, 06:11 AM
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****, used to be full service for $50 lol
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Old 04-08-2019, 06:14 AM
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Hey man, it's probably because I looked like a virgin. It's a good thing my step-cousins let me know the game before hand
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Old 04-08-2019, 06:15 AM
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Quick tip: Hit up the pharmacy on the corner first and grab 2 Viagra. That way you really get your money's worth.
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Old 04-08-2019, 06:15 AM
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I thought Mexico was cheap. 30 euros will get you laid in Germany
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Old 04-08-2019, 06:17 AM
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I thought Mexico was cheap. 30 euros will get you laid in Germany
Oh, you can GET a $20 hooker. But you're getting what you paid for lol
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Old 04-08-2019, 06:18 AM
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