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Old 03-14-2018, 08:25 PM
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Her English sucked and she couldn't add fractions.


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She wore granny panties. Not full on but the least sexy stuff you could image. Couldn’t do it
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She wore granny panties. Not full on but the least sexy stuff you could image. Couldn’t do it
The one that didn't speak English well and couldn't add fractions? She didn't wear panties.

I wish she did.

That green grass.
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See I’d prefer none over boring ones. Getting to sexy time and then just meh
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I be like F*** fractions
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I be like F*** fractions
Adding and subtracting is ok. Multiplying and dividing though hell nah
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She wasn't into sending teh newds. Nah uh not in today's day and age
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She started crying when I hit her with an eraser from across the room.

I think she might've been justified though, she had a black eye for like 4 days.
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I didn't break up with this girl because we weren't "together". She was a virgin but wasn't trying to hang on to that status.
We both agreed to have sex together. So I'm at her apartment and getting it on. Its dark in her room. I get her shirt off and bra. There I was staring at these nasty *** *******. The kind of ******* nightmares are made of. Huge areolas. It was dark but light enough for these things to haunt my dreams.
Im trying to be a trooper and continue on this mission. I get her naked and proceed to try and get my ***** in her. I was unable to break the goal line and failed miserably. A week later she hooks up with my friend and they are currently married with a 12 yr old boy.

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no love for silver dollars?
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Went on 3 dates and then she ask me to go to a family wedding dinner as her partner.
No thanks.
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She raised her hourly rate on me citing new management at the escort agency.
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found out she was a ******' THOT. No, I didn't hit it

Dem high school days....
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She ate her peas one at a time.
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She thought The Big Bang Theory was the best television show on Earth

My car could not get me away from her fast enough
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no love for silver dollars?
I love silver dollars. Her areolas were huge. Like 3-4" in size. To top it off finding the actual nipple was nearly impossible. Oh well, nothing lost. It was a hit it and quit it mission. She was too big for me to be serious about. I would have been embarrassed going out with her.
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She thought she could cook better than my mom.
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Maybe not that strange, but when I was 18 I was dating a 20 year old and she was already in credit card debt and couldn't pay her bills. Seeing how she really had no plan for the future, I bailed on that because I didn't want her problems to become my problems. 16 years later, we're friends on Facebook, and yup, still the same issue so glad I dodged that one.
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She ate her peas one at a time.
I see what you did there
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"i love country musi.....


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so basically 90% of white 17-40 year old women
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LULZ! My jigga.

This one chick had this lisp that I could not get on board with. She was also dumb as **** so the two was just double whammy.
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We had a vacation booked that had a full refund with 60 days out, had like two days to go but made it happen.

Also, she regularly used the word “totes”.

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