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Old 02-19-2003, 10:44 PM
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Default Some cheesy jokes

I heard this the other day and thought it was pretty funny. Feel free to share your joke also. Nothing like a joke thread to ease all the drama threads in this forum.

Why dont chickens wear underwear??


Because the pecker is on their face.
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Ok... here is mine.

A teacher is having playing a tasting game with her students. She calls a little boy up and tells him to put on the blindfold. She then put a Hershey Kiss in the boys mouth and asked "do you know what that is?" and the little boy said "no." So the teacher says "ok here is a clue, it's what your daddy wants from mommy before he goes to work" And then all of a sudden a little girl yells out from the back of the class "ewww spit it out! it's a piece of ***!"
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Default Re: Some cheesy jokes (seeNATgo)

I laugh everytime I hear that one nat!!!!!
too good

heres mine
I knew this joke about a cookie, but its pretty crummy


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Default Re: Some cheesy jokes (ransack)

I laugh everytime I hear that one nat!!!!!
too good

heres mine
I knew this joke about a cookie, but its pretty crummy


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Your killin me smalls!

::edit:: I have some good ones at work... I'll have to try and post some tomorrow.


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Your momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked "what are you doing?" She said, moving.
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Default Re: Some cheesy jokes (nek0)

you're so ugly, your momma had to feed you with a slingshot
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Yo momma is sooo fat, when she wears red every one's like hey kool-aid!
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Default Re: Some cheesy jokes (Hatch4urSnatch)

you're so ugly, your momma had to feed you with a slingshot
yeah?
well yo mamma's so ugly they had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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yo mama so fat, when it rains she uses the expressway as a slip n slide!
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Who's talking about my momma!

Yo momma so fat she has her own area code & a zip code! In fact she's gotten so fat lately, they made her a new country code! And at that rate she might as well be called the next new plant of our solar system!!!
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Yo mama is so fat, bitch fell off a tree, and went straight to hell...
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I got one! I got one!

A tooth fairy, santa claus, an honest lawyer, and a cop were sitting at a table. In the middle of the table was lots of cash. All of a sudden, the lights went out and when it came back on the money was gone. Question is...who took the money?

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Answer: Cop. <FONT COLOR="gray">Because none of the others exist.</FONT>


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a guy walked into a Bar

OUCH!
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Default Re: Some cheesy jokes (Hatch4urSnatch)

I've got one-your mommas so fat I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch
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- 2 peanuts were walking in the woods, one was "assaulted"

- why dont blind ppl like to skydive?

because it would scare the f**k out of the dog
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Default Re: Some cheesy jokes (civicmandx94)

Heres my personal favorite if you dont follow the ACC you might not get it.

Two boys were playing basketball when one of the boys was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler

Thinking quickly the other boys rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists breaking the dogs neck.
A reporter hears of the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "YOUNG HEELS FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL" he starts writing in his notebook.

"But im not a heels fan," the little hero replies. "sorry since we are in North carolin i just assumed you were," says the reporter,

He starts writing again "STATE FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK." he jots in his notebook

"But im not a state fan either," the boy responds.

I assumed everyone in the state of North carolina was either for the Heels or the Wolfpack." what team do you root for?" the reporter asks?

"im a Duke fan," the boy says

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes

" LITTLE STUCK-UP ******** YANKEE BASTARD KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET"


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Old 02-21-2003, 07:50 AM
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your mama is so old, when she was born, rainbows where in black and white.

your mama so fat, she busts toilet seats.

your mama so fat, the put speed bumps in the buffett line to slow her fat *** down.


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Your momma sooo fat she make shamoo look like a black and white Tic-Tac
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Old 02-21-2003, 07:53 AM
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Default Re: Some cheesy jokes (Super Sayian TightTeg52)

Did yo uhear they had to close the library at Texas A&M? Yeah, somebody stole the book.
It didn't really matter though - somebody had already colored all the pictures anyway.
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A hospital in the home city of the fame skier, Peekaboo Street, named a new hospital wing after her; The Peekaboo ICU.
 
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ok so theirs a chicken, a dangerous yellow taild wombat, and a monkey, their walking down the street and the chicken says " Hey who turnd out the lights? " then the monkey says " I duno ".. as they walk down the street.. up comes a lawyer and he says " Ok tell me the truth.. who stole uncle gambinies toaster?" The frog said... I DIDNT DO IT !! ..... get it?! waka wannnna !!!!! :: dum dum chhhh !! :: (drum) ...

i made that up =] .. Ehhhh
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Your momma sooo fat she make shamoo look like a black and white Tic-Tac
Did someone say shamoo?

It's spelled Shamu, y0.
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Did yo uhear they had to close the library at Texas A&M? Yeah, somebody stole the book.
It didn't really matter though - somebody had already colored all the pictures anyway.
Hey, no Aggie joaks....I'm an Aggie
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what do you call a boomarang that doesn't come back?

a stick

so two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing?
She had no arms

what is red, silver, and walks into walls?
a baby with forks in it's eyes

what is bubbling and and makes a pounding noise?
a baby trying to get out of a microwave

what is blue, purple, and trashes around?
a baby playing with a plastic bag

how do you make a dead baby float?
two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby
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Yo momma is so ugly people hit her w/ branches to make ugly sticks.
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