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Old 04-04-2006, 01:56 PM
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Default So, my girlfriend finds a love letter on her desk at work.

Normally I would not post something such as this, but the comedy must be shared.

My girlfriend works for SCI (assembly plant basically). She works second shift, 2:30 pm - 11 pm.

Apparently there is a kid there named Jimmy. He is a 20 year old, fresh out of highschool, retarded looking football jock. She tells me he has been talking to her and he has been getting more bold. She tells him that she is involved and living with me and that we are very serious, but he continues. So the other day, she comes in and finds this letter on her work station. Then he comes over and talks to her (she said she was nice and tried not to laugh), her other friends that work there laughed to his face. Apparently he took her not laughing as a sign of interest and began trying to lay down the game.

Pick up lines that she told me he has said:
"When I saw you, I hung up my pimp hat."
"I am ready to be a daddy." (she has two kids)
"I can give you things your boyfriend cant"
"I want to take care of you and you wont have to work, I will pay for everything you will ever need."

Now, lets look at some facts.
1) pimp hat? he is 20... jesus christ. Rumor mill has it, that he has hit on every girl in the plant.

2) daddy? two minutes with her kids and he would slit his throat as he jumped off the roof.

3) he can give her things that I cant... hahaha... ahhahahaha... he makes $7.00 an hour, I make $25.00 an hour.

4)He will take care of her..... he lives with his PARENTS.

So, I looked at the love letter and laughed, but scanned it for future reference incase he did anything stupid. One would think after she told him that she is happy, and laughed at him for thinking he can give her more than I do, that he would back off..... NOOOO..
He started telling everyone on his shift (he works first shift 6:00am to 2:30pm) that she is leaving me for him, and they are planning to get an apartment together. When she hears the rumor she dog cusses him up one side and down the other. Then he says "why you play me like dat?" She said something to the effect of, "I dont want to date you, I dont want to go out with you, I dont want to live with you, and I sure as hell never want to expletive you, so stop asking."

Then today, (its been a few weeks, and she has been going in early so she can get trained on a new line)... he asks her if she has thought about six flags yet. (refer to love letter). She told him no, she does not want to go six flags with him. If she wants to go, she will go with me. Then he told her the he would pay for everything, including the hotel room. She told him no again, and then called me all pissed off because he is still bugging her...

So here it is... the love letter. If he continues, I will reveal his phone numbers. He already got a corrected (in red and green ink) copy of the letter in the mail. Reverse look up FTW.




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you ought to show us his number and we can start harrasing.. hmm this could get interesting
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go pimp slap him
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well this should be funny *gets beer and popcorn*

I'll get this out of the way.

Pics of the GF FTW!!!!

BLITZ!!!!!!!!

what a ***!!!!!!

what is he 12?

That ****** needs to learn to write!

TIWWOP!!!!!

PICS OR BAN!!!!!!

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We should hook him up with the author of the other letter that was posted.
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by cAnDyMaN &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">you ought to show us his number and we can start harrasing.. hmm this could get interesting</TD></TR></TABLE>

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Were gonna need pics of the said girl in question


Go into work with her if it's possible and have a talk with him. If that doesn't work have your girlfriend invite him to a bar for a drink and you be there with your friends louisville and slugger
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It must be bad note week or something.
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20 and fresh out of HS?

lol. This guy is a retard.
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Also.. in for Pics of this sooo called G/F of yours haha. Also grabs beer and pizza fvck the popcorn..
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PLEASE post his number.
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Run on sentences in his letter ftw.
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this is the only picture I have of her and its about 7 months old. It really does not do her justice.

I have another pic on my phone, but yall dont get that one..
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He has terrible penmanship and horrible grammar etc.

Sounds like a real winner who's going somewhere in life. lol

I wouldn't even bother with him, sounds like he's doing a good enough job of making a fool out of himself.
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one sentence letter ftl
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PICS OR BAN!!!
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Im not going to do anything to him.... I figure the corrected version of his letter that I sent back to him is good enough..... for now.

Im not worried about him stealing her or anything, I just found this funny.
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by A L I A S &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">PICS AND NUMBER OR BAN!!! </TD></TR></TABLE>
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I posted a pic of her. and its not time for the Honda-Tech Blitz.
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that letter was hilarious.
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Haha thats awesome, i'd punch him in the neck for fun.
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Damn, thats some funny ****.

Good to see todays youths have no repect for another mans girl.

I would like to see his face when he recieves the corrected version of the letter
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I think he spent too much time with the football than with a pencil.
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