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Old 08-09-2018, 07:26 AM
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Thread to talk about all things manly!

Cars, broads, TRT, gym, fitness, HGH, Protein, Mansacping, whatever! Comments and questions welcomed.

If this thread catches then cool, I really only made it to **** Ross off even more.

Edit: Qualifications for posting in here include and ARE ******* LIMITED TO:
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6 Figure income, household qualifies.

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God damn I love GDD....you guys really are the bestest.
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Old 08-09-2018, 07:31 AM
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Ah, a fellow lumber jack makes his way into the real man thread. WELCOME! Grab a beer, a bitch and a stogie. Stay a while.
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I really need a mani/pedi. discuss
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It is important to take care of your body, phalanges included! I recommend going to a day spa that only employs females.
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I really need a mani/pedi. discuss
Drink an imperial IPA while doing so and you good
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Ah, a fellow lumber jack makes his way into the real man thread. WELCOME! Grab a beer, a bitch and a blunt. Stay a while.
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Just as long as it's not a philly blunt. We classy up in here
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It is important to take care of your body, phalanges included! I recommend going to a day spa that only employs females.
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Drink an imperial IPA while doing so and you good
****, not the reaction I was looking for.
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We're all men here not short, self loathing, pitiful, short-sighted children...
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I really need a mani/pedi. discuss
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It is important to take care of your body, phalanges included! I recommend going to a day spa that only employs females.
It was long ago explained to me by a very nice looking lady that she won't give the time of day to a man with dirty, ragged, fingernails because they could potentially end up inside her.
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Lude's wife is right over his shoulder today. Hi lude's wife!!
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It was long ago explained to me by a very nice looking lady that she won't give the time of day to a man with dirty, ragged, fingernails because they could potentially end up inside her.

​​​​​​​and that's why I keep one hand in a glove filled with vaseline everyday.
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****, not the reaction I was looking for.
To be fair, I've received a pedicure before, but that was after a college cross country season with minimum 80 mile weeks for the entire fall semester. Once a few of your nails rip off and after completing several 6x1 mile repeats in bare feet, I can tell you that it felt pretty good.



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Lude's wife is right over his shoulder today. Hi lude's wife!!
haha it wasn't her, I snagged Mrs. Lude 2 weeks after her 18th birthday, more importantly on her first day of college, most importantly after being home schooled since 6th grade. In short, I was the first guy she ever spoke to outside of her mother's borderline psychopathic supervision lmao
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I got a pedi years ago during my first major relationship and havent looked back since.

Something about a broad working my feet, plus it feels like heaven.
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Smart move, snag her before she had a chance to meet anyone else! Jeez, she could've met someone like Ross or something and turned lesbian. Nice snag
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haha it wasn't her, I snagged Mrs. Lude 2 weeks after her 18th birthday, more importantly on her first day of college, most importantly after being home schooled since 6th grade. In short, I was the first guy she ever spoke to outside of her mother's borderline psychopathic supervision lmao
Is this true?
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HEY HEY HEY!!!! Can't you read? You clearly don't belong here.
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Is this true?
Every word of it.
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Started going back to the gym (after a full year of being lazy) about a week and a half ago. Feels good man. Hope I can stick with it. Sucks that I'm so weak again, but I know that strength comes back quickly.

Wife and I have been paying monthly dues the entire time too.
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Every word of it.
Makes a lot of sense.
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GET HIM!
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My first true relationship messed me up; always thought I would get married in college, but such was not the case.
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