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If you were this guy, what would you do? (DUMB women-related)

 
Old 05-15-2009, 04:33 AM
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So I heard this story on the radio on the way into work today and it made me want to punch babies. I cannot believe how f*cking stupid some women are!! Here's the story, how would you react:

So a married man is out in LA for 6 weeks on business travel while his wife is left home in the DC/Metro area along with their 2 year old son. Apparently his wife has a self-esteem issue with her ***** because they are not as perky as when they first got together (maybe it's age, maybe it's having a kid, who knows). She gets the *brilliant* idea to get a boob job while her husband is gone to surprise him when he returns home.

In talking with her husband this week, he tells her that he cannot wait to return home because everyone and everything in LA is "so fake" as he puts it. From plastic surgery to personalities, everyone is fake (according to him). So she calls the radio show to get advice since her husband comes home today (and she promised to follow-up on Monday as to how he reacted).

Then the radio DJ begins taking calls on the issue, and the first 4 call-ins are ALL WOMEN. They all have the "oh what a great idea, if he loved you before he'll love you after" attitude and the care-free optimistic viewpoint. At this point my blood is boiling and I hope to god a man actually calls in. Then FINALLY a man calls.

He basically rips this woman apart saying this is the most stupid thing she could have done and he'd breakup with her without hesitation. His justification is 1) Financial decisions of this magnitude should not be made alone in a marriage (he brought up the point of "What if I bought a car without your consent?"), 2) It seems that she is doing this to get attention from other men, and 3) Could lead to health issues (and more $$$) in the future. Basically saying it is the most selfish thing you could do in a marriage.

My take:

I wouldn't break-up with her (if I were in her husband's shoes) simply because of the child. However, if were were just dating she'd be gone and if were were married with no children breaking-up would definitely be a possibility, but not for certain. I simply cannot believe how dumb some women can be.


What do you guys think?

Cliffs:
Dumb broad gets a fake boob job while her husband is on business travel for 6 weeks. He won't know until he gets off the plane tonight. They are married with a 2 year old child so breaking-up isn't the best route to take (IMO).
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:36 AM
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I would be happy if I came home and my ol lady has a fresh set of ****.
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:38 AM
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I would be happy if I came home and my ol lady has a fresh set of ****.

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if we were dating, I'd play with the ***** and then drop her because thats just a sign of other impulsive and money-retarded things she'll do in the future.

if we were married, I would have probably already long before brought the subject up and if she acted on it, it'd be like my birthday when I got home....again, play with the ***** and tell her to just tell me next time beforehand...and then go off into paranoia(sp?) wondering if she was fixing herself up for another man...
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:47 AM
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BTW: I approve of fake funbags. Makes them more fun.
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:50 AM
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fakies are always better than saggies unless you like practicing boxing while she's riding you
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:52 AM
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Not really into boxing.
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:55 AM
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fakies are always better than saggies unless you like practicing boxing while she's riding you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFGH1T8Li_4
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:57 AM
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i would be happy if i came home and my ol lady has a fresh set of ****.
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where is the poll option to tit **** the hell outta her or suck them until her nipples fall off?
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:59 AM
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I think personally it would add some spice to the marriage?

Or maybe she wants to start swinging?
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I would be happy if I came home and my ol lady has a fresh set of ****.
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lol i guess you were listening to the kane show this AM as well

If I was married, I would never spend that much money, and do something that permanent, without consulting my husband first. But I guess I do see the whole "she was trying to do it to look better for him and look how she did when they first met."
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Oh no wonder.

The Kane show blows.
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I would be happy if I came home and my ol lady has a fresh set of ****.
Hell yeah. I told my wife i wanted to get her a set of store bought *******, but i can't afford them, right now.
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My wife has them.

They are fun.
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fake tities feel really fake.

~real C-D perky Asian **** > any fake **** ever
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fake tities feel really fake.

~real C-D perky Asian **** > any fake **** ever
I don't know. My friend got fake **** and she let me feel them, I thought they could have passed for real ones.
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fake tities feel really fake.

~real C-D perky Asian **** > any fake **** ever
I tell people this every time.

It depends on how they are done.

Just like auto work... you get what you pay for.
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I would be happy if I came home and my ol lady has a fresh set of ****.
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Hell yeah. I told my wife i wanted to get her a set of store bought *******, but i can't afford them, right now.
Same here, but in the near future. Maybe from part of a tax return one year if there isnt any other debts to pay.
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fake tities feel really fake.

~real C-D perky Asian **** > any fake **** ever
Not necessarily. I've know some women with fakies that i didn't know until they told me. Some you can tell, but some you can't. It's the ones that you can't tell that are good.
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fake tities feel really fake.

~real C-D perky Asian **** > any fake **** ever
I have never seen an asian girl with real c-d **** unless she was fat and sloppy
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Not necessarily. I've know some women with fakies that i didn't know until they told me. Some you can tell, but some you can't. It's the ones that you can't tell that are good.
When my dad remarried when i was 5 one thing I noticed about my stepmom was how big here **** were. They were D's but I thought she just had big ****. When I got older she mentioned that they were fake but I never realized because they werent exactly bubbly or uber perky like newer implants now adays.
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:21 AM
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This is something to get mad about?

If he gets mad he's gay.
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i was unaware that an asian c-d tit was different from the "regular" c-d ****...
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My only complaint would be that she didn't tell me she was going to spend the money.

If she's going to be a *****, the fake **** aren't going to change that - they'll just speed up the process. In the meantime, might as well have some perky tatas to punish.
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