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Old 05-16-2018, 07:45 AM
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I’m on a clothing thing today. Not sure if anybody else wears these, but they are the best shorts known to man. This is all I wear all summer long. I have 4 different pairs in various colors. Oneil Hybrid shorts. Every one of my friends who I told to buy them has done so and will also backup that they are the greatest thing ever.

You can go out to a nice dinner wearing them, or you can go swimming or running or whatever. They just are good for everything.

Difficult to express how useful they are until you have a pair and every single day during the summer you’re wearing these shorts.

https://www.amazon.com/ONeill-Loaded-Check-Hybrid-Boardshort/dp/B01L99DLRY/ref=pd_sbs_193_3?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B071HJM5QT&pd_rd_r=56ESHCFZ105KJP1Z2TPQ&pd_rd_w=I6TVg&pd_rd_wg=hwzxm&refRID=56ESHCFZ105KJP1Z2TPQ&th=1&psc=1 https://www.amazon.com/ONeill-Loaded-Check-Hybrid-Boardshort/dp/B01L99DLRY/ref=pd_sbs_193_3?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B071HJM5QT&pd_rd_r=56ESHCFZ105KJP1Z2TPQ&pd_rd_w=I6TVg&pd_rd_wg=hwzxm&refRID=56ESHCFZ105KJP1Z2TPQ&th=1&psc=1
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Old 05-16-2018, 07:49 AM
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When my jeans get too fucked, that's when I get shorts.
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Old 05-16-2018, 07:50 AM
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When my jeans get too fucked, that's when I get shorts.
yeah but that won’t resolve all the poop stains from your stretched anus leaking
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Men shouldn't wear shorts outside of board shorts which must be paired with flip flops.
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You can go out to a nice dinner wearing them
I disagree. I do have a pair, and they are nice, but unless you are at the beach, dinner in shorts is ridiculous after age 15.
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yeah but that won’t resolve all the poop stains from your stretched anus leaking
it's actually called LBS, thank you very much
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Men shouldn't wear shorts outside of board shorts which must be paired with flip flops.
basketball shorts for the gym though. Can’t handle working out in sweats
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Old 05-16-2018, 08:00 AM
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I disagree. I do have a pair, and they are nice, but unless you are at the beach, dinner in shorts is ridiculous after age 15.
yeah no, nice khaki shorts work for every dinner except formal events

nobody will know you’re wearing a bathing suit and you could have just come from a pool in a pickup bed
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Men shouldn't wear shorts outside of board shorts which must be paired with flip flops.
i feel sorry for anybody so self conscious of their image they can’t wear shorts in the summer

rather jump off a bridge than wear pants in hot weather
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What is wrong with all of you, or are you just trying to keep it GDD realz in here?


between May and October, I pretty much wear shorts for every occasion except coming into the office and some "nice" event.... nothing wrong if they are proper fitting, khaki-ish shorts. NO JORTS!
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I wear pants for work, and usually just leave them on for the 4 hours I'm awake after work unless I'm doing something active.
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yeah no, nice khaki shorts work for every dinner except formal events

nobody will know you’re wearing a bathing suit and you could have just come from a pool in a pickup bed
Shorts and hats at a nice restaurant are not appropriate, no matter how you spin it. Simply too casual.
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i feel sorry for anybody so self conscious of their image they can’t wear shorts in the summer

rather jump off a bridge than wear pants in hot weather
it's not a matter of self conscious, as I just don't see much ground between jeans and a t-shirt casual, and board shorts and flip flops. If it's hot out, you aren't at work, and you aren't planning formal dining, dress down completely... and you'll always be ready to jump off of said bridge when the opportunity presents itself, throw a mad gainer.

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What is wrong with all of you, or are you just trying to keep it GDD realz in here?


between May and October, I pretty much wear shorts for every occasion except coming into the office and some "nice" event.... nothing wrong if they are proper fitting, khaki-ish shorts. NO JORTS!
I dunno, I just see khaki shorts as the same realm of those T shirts with the tuxedo printed on them. Lol
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Fine keep being uncomfortable, I’ll continue to have super cool and dry ***** in my khaki shorts and sperry’s

ok maybe at super nice restaurants that you’re dropping $250 plus on dinner for 2, but who the **** does that everday.

perfect for the $50/head places that we eat out a few times a week
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I saw these on IG the other day, look hella comfortable.

https://www.vuoriclothing.com/shop/p...shorts/?page=1
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Old 05-16-2018, 08:24 AM
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Seems we have 2 types of people in this thread

******* awesome people who like to be comfortable and casual at every opportunity, their ideal scenario at all times is drinking a beer on the beach and their ideal bar is a beach bar. They know how to chill and don’t take life too seriously.

horrible people who try to dress nice for everything and follow stupid rules like “gentlemen never jingle”



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Old 05-16-2018, 08:26 AM
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I saw these on IG the other day, look hella comfortable.

https://www.vuoriclothing.com/shop/p...shorts/?page=1
too casual man, defeats the purpose

With my shorts you can wear them for everything, thats the sole reason they are great

you don’t realize how great they are until you walk into your closet, thinking about what to wear, and discover they are always the answer
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just got these for swimming. I have to shop at Nordstrom Rack though. can't afford regular Nordstrom.

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Old 05-16-2018, 08:33 AM
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just got these for swimming. I have to shop at Nordstrom Rack though. can't afford regular Nordstrom.


Don’t they sell the same stuff?

My wife always gets mad at me when I get her gifts from there, I say its from nordstrom, and then she’s like .......”rack?”
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Originally Posted by sflkgjsfndgn View Post
Seems we have 2 types of people in this thread

******* awesome people who like to be comfortable and casual at every opportunity, their ideal scenario at all times is drinking a beer on the beach and their ideal bar is a beach bar. They know how to chill and don’t take life too seriously.

horrible people who try to dress nice for everything and follow stupid rules like “gentlemen never jingle”
Basically this.

I have various pairs of shorts I wear all summer. None are cargos, some light gray, some khaki.
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Originally Posted by sflkgjsfndgn View Post
Seems we have 2 types of people in this thread

******* awesome people who like to be comfortable and casual at every opportunity, their ideal scenario at all times is drinking a beer on the beach and their ideal bar is a beach bar. They know how to chill and don’t take life too seriously.

horrible people who try to dress nice for everything and follow stupid rules like “gentlemen never jingle”



No no no sir, a horrible person would wear khaki shorts and closed toe shoes to a beach... or beach bar for that matter. Lol
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No no no sir, a horrible person would wear khaki shorts and closed toe shoes to a beach... or beach bar for that matter. Lol
sperry’s son, just kick em off
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sperry’s son, just kick em off
You're a Monster! All joking aside whatever floats your boat, it's just a matter of personal preference, me personally, I have only 3 stages of dress. Suited and booted, jeans and a t-shirt shirt or polo occasionally, and board shorts and flip flops, that being said I skirt the line on underdressed in many places especially during the summer because I'm not one of those guys, so I'm dressed that way more often than not when if I'm not at work
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Oneludesol - I gotta wear this for the beach, this for the beach par, this for this restaurant, this for work, this for the airplane, this for the gay club on wednesday

zman - sperry’s + khaki lookkng board shorts for everything + linen button down



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These are great, fast drying. Casual.
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