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Old 04-29-2019, 10:06 AM
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Where do you guys aim when taking a **** to reduce the amount of splash back? If you don't have the right lighting you can't tell but if you do, you'll see that it kicks back a lot unless you're careful. I typically like to go for the right side wall about halfway in. It sprays inward and then hits the wall with less force then just goes down towards the drain.

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Where do you guys aim when taking a **** to reduce the amount of splash back? If you don't have the right lighting you can't tell but if you do, you'll see that it kicks back a lot unless you're careful. I typically like to go for the right side wall about halfway in. It sprays inward and then hits the wall with less force then just goes down towards the drain.

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Old 04-29-2019, 10:08 AM
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There's typically a wall separating the next urinal. Highest I've been able to get standing up is about chin high so that's out of the question.
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This is a serious post and so far no serious answers! Does nobody really notice the residual spray?
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there's usually a target you can aim at, most of the time they're bees. aim for it, and stand a few inches away nomsane.

also allow the the **** to release naturally, not apply more boost from your hose to get it out.
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I mean there's a very good reason I use a bedpan for both home and office use to minimize the unintended consequences of thicc splash back.
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there's usually a target you can aim at, most of the time they're bees. aim for it, and stand a few inches away nomsane.

also allow the the **** to release naturally, not apply more boost from your hose to get it out.
We don't have any bees or markers. I usually stand about 3 inches away and lean to the left a little so I can get that direct hit to the right sidewall, natural flow.
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Speaking of ****, I don't know if I'm subconsciously looking for them now after spotting a couple, but I have been noticing an exorbitant amount of **** bottles/jugs on the side of the road lately.
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No option for "sit down to pee"?

Asking for a friend.
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No option for "sit down to pee"?

Asking for a friend.
I sit down at home, at work though you gotta play Alpha Male.
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I usually stand about 3 inches away...
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..at work though you gotta play Alpha Male.
Fluff up the Chubb, and increase the distance.

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I sit down at home, at work though you gotta play Alpha Male.
So I've heard.

Pro tip: If you pee your pants in your office chair, no one will be concerned with any splatter on your slacks.

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Fluff up the Chubb, and increase the distance.

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Another pro tip: If you email your boss "Suck my ***" you no longer have to go to work anymore.
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Life pro tip: when driving use either a plastic bag or gatorade bottle in case you need to "urinate" post haste or are completely out of 'options.'
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Speaking of ****, I don't know if I'm subconsciously looking for them now after spotting a couple, but I have been noticing an exorbitant amount of **** bottles/jugs on the side of the road lately.
Weird that you said that. I saw a **** bottle yesterday. Can we start a “Post your latest **** bottle finds” thread?
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lower part far edge, I usually blast it wherever I can get like a 30* angle to the surface
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Its all about the pressure. You have to much pressure.
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Its all about the pressure. You have to much pressure.
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