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Old 08-28-2018, 06:45 AM
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Congrats JF!
I'll have to cross this bridge again in a few years me thinks. 28 year old GF is eventually going to want a kid of her own.....
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Old 08-28-2018, 06:56 AM
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Congrats JF!
I'll have to cross this bridge again in a few years me thinks. 28 year old GF is eventually going to want a kid of her own.....
Thanks, Mr. G. I gotta make sure i stay swole and dont get a dad bod.
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Old 08-28-2018, 08:04 AM
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Congrats man! :cigar: Get lots of sleep while you can, because after the baby is born you won't be sleeping much for about 2-3 years.
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Congrats man! :cigar: Get lots of sleep while you can, because after the baby is born you won't be sleeping much for about 2-3 years.
Thanks! Fortunately (or not) I only sleep about 4 or 5 hours per night anyway so hopefully it won't mess me up too much. My wife, on the other hand, could be a professional sleeper so I know I'll be handling all the issues that arise at night.
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Old 08-28-2018, 08:52 AM
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For real though, by the time my kid is 13 or 14, he or she will be competent at about damn near any trade that exists. Im gonna teach em errything! Also, I've never played golf but im friendly with AU's golf coach and he's gonna hook me up with lessons for the kid. Come onnnnnnn scholarship.


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Old 08-28-2018, 10:13 AM
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Congratulations!!!

The only advice I have is donít take advice from anyone else...

But seriously, if you like Legos, start stockpiling the cool sets right now. The damn things discontinue pretty fast and then the bastards on Amazon and eBay triple the price.
Cheers! Where's the best place online to buy Lego sets? I dont believe I'd be where I'm at today of if weren't for Legos and Lincoln logs.
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Congratulations but the worst is definitely Mississippi however any state that spawns Brock can't be far behind.
It's true. Source: Me.


And congrats dude. I actually have the urge to start a family and have some kids so you give me hope that I'm not too old yet (I'm a few years younger).
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Old 08-28-2018, 10:27 AM
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It's true. Source: Me.
Funny, I wasn't aware four words constituted a paragraph(s)
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It's true. Source: Me.


And congrats dude. I actually have the urge to start a family and have some kids so you give me hope that I'm not too old yet (I'm a few years younger).
Thank ya kindly. I thought I'd never settle but I've been with this woman for 7 years. Her family really helped seal the deal. They are awesome and her mother thinks I'm the greatest thing shes ever seen. Stark contrast to my own **** family.


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congrats big dog
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congrats big dog
Yo yo thanks man.

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You guys ready for the real kicker that I'm sure will throw some folks for a loop?

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You guys ready for the real kicker that I'm sure will throw some folks for a loop?
Since we're talking about Alabama and something that would be "shocking" I'm going for it.

She's black?





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Old 08-28-2018, 11:43 AM
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OP playing The Sims or Second Life, is that the twist?
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Since we're talking about Alabama and something that would be "shocking" I'm going for it.

She's black?


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Lol nope. Not this time .
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OP playing The Sims or Second Life, is that the twist?
Nope it's real life maine.
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Thanks! Fortunately (or not) I only sleep about 4 or 5 hours per night anyway so hopefully it won't mess me up too much. My wife, on the other hand, could be a professional sleeper so I know I'll be handling all the issues that arise at night.
You can milk just about anything that has nipples.
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You got dis mayne!!
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Thanks for creating one more Auburn fan for this state! Congrats
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You got dis mayne!!
I'm gonna be hitting you up for advice one day I'm sure.

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Thanks for creating one more Auburn fan for this state! Congrats
Thank ya sir! Obligatory: "War Eagle!"

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Old 08-28-2018, 02:43 PM
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congrats!

didn't click on this earlier because I thought it was a political thread.
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congrats!

didn't click on this earlier because I thought it was a political thread.
Lol. Thanks! Political thread? Who? Me?


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Ok so here's the kicker now that I'm back in my office: I'm changing my last name to my old lady's last name. I know I mentioned it years ago in FBGDD, but I always promised her that I would, if we ever had children. I have no stake in my last name, and I never wanted to bring a child into this world with my father's last name because he is such a sorry individual. So that's it. I'm just gonna change my last name.
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Lol. Thanks! Political thread? Who? Me?
yea I should've known. I'm still getting used to seeing your username again - welcome back
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I don't you know Rock but congrats :cigar:
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