rtype11

Mods, pls move if you feel this is not the place, I dont venture out to the other forums much. Have any good racing lines or trash talk you would like to share, it seems up here atleast we have a whole language of our own, like in my signature, nobody on this board gets it, I made it up it means your car is slow, a reference to wood!
Now its your turn to share.

93LSivic

I like " how much money you holdin in your pocket? "

Aeka GSR

my wheels are driven by rubber bands and ive got a wood frame, i am deeply hurt!

VTC_CiViC

Got boost?

newsense

Bring an ashtray to put your car in because im gonna smoke it.

rtype11

I have a thousand of em thats why I started the thread, I pop one in every once in a while:

Dude, you shift Bukkake-Style: Rapid-machine-gun-style shifting action, usually followed by syncro replacements. Or multiple facials on Asian Girls.

compliments of Magnus

VaporTrail

**** your friend's car, what do YOU have?

Run your car not your mouth, or we run you out.

giooooo

hahaha i always use that!!! every riceboy always says" well my friend has this that this that" my friend runs 10's" blah blhablhab" my friend was in this magazine this that im like shut the f#$K up!!!


[Modified by Giovannie, 9:15 PM 4/25/2002]

jamal-188

I really like that one, I hear that **** all the time, makes me wanna start bitch slappin' these people!!!!

voltronR34

@ the autox, if your slower than a mustang, be embarrased.
"you got beat by a mustang?!"
"you couldn't keep up with crustang."
Something like that.


[Modified by voltronR34, 9:19 PM 4/25/2002]

Dublocivic

Karate Clutch.. Josh??!?! where you at? Hahahaha!

HYPE TYPE

I LOVE THAT ONE....

one of my own is.....Dont talk...pull beside!

rtype11

just ripped these off of Magnus' site:

Pajamas : If someone says"you just got handed your pajamas" you got beat so hard, you got beat like a rented mule, or a red headed step child. You got pumped taken home, then put in your pajama's. Your ready for bed.

Wood : Not made of metal; ie "your car is a piece of wood" meaning it is slow. "Your car is lumber" is acceptable also. "Your cars not even wood it's termites holding hands"

Sled : Meaning, so slow it should be brought out only in winter time "Park that ******* sled"

Toboggan : See, sled. "That 88 civic dx is worse than a sled its Santa's toboggan"

Brick : Makes your daddies '78 olds 98 look like a lightweight. ie Talon AWD or Supra. "Due where are you going with that 3200lb brick?"

Preperation H : Used to heal the burning sensation acquired from a good pumping "Dude, you better get the preperation H out, you got worked so hard you should collect a paycheck"

Bus lengths : When car lengths become too small we measure in bus lengths. "forget the car lengths he got zapped by 2 bus lengths"

Freight trained : Got pumped so hard it looked like you were standing still. "You got freight trained, ya punk, you weren't ready"

Pulls like a train : Used to describe a fast car, "4th gear, that turbo makes that car pulls like a ******* train"

The second gear smackdown : Passing your opponent when shifting into second gear, A quarter mile run won on the 1-2 shift.

Took a Beating : If you got pumped you "Took a beating, go rearange you panty drawer chump"

Sick pass : An excellent quarter mile run

Dirty : A sexy car, "Dude, SE-37's rims on that Civic look so dirty"

Park that pickle wagon : Pretty self explanatory. If someone says this to you they obviously don't think you have enough "Get that heap outta my face sister, go Park your pickle wagon"

Horse and carriage : Term used to describe slow car, "Dude, that things so slow, you should charge admission to ride in that horse and carriage"

Blizzaks : A snow tire, Poor mans slicks "Dude the blizzaks just ain't hooking up today"

Hockey pucks : Tires with no traction, usually old tires, after they've hardened, enabling any 30 hp car to "Spark a rim", "Dude, where am I going, the cars got hockey pucks on it, I'm not ready, dude"

4-ways : Used when passing your opponent, during a drag race. Not only does it add insult to injury but bystanders can clearly see the winner. "Dude I gave him the 4-ways by the end of 2nd."

You don't have enough : Used to describe your opponent, when you feel his wood is incapable of beating you. "Dude you don't have enough, park that piece of lumber"

Not ready : Self explanatory, ie: "So kid, you wanna race me? you've been saving up all summer to build your turbo honda? You have what now? about 80- 90 hp? your not ready."

**** all : Don't have enough, see not ready, ie : "Dude, you got two thirds of fuckall, do the math."

Horns or Cornuto or Le corne : Italian slang, wishing your opponent bad luck, by extending pinky and forfinger while flaunting it towards your opponent.

rtype11

last bit of stolen material and then I can go home for the day:
Shooter : Someone who perpetrates a fraud claiming to have more than he has. (bring a shovel to wade through the bullshit)

Peasant : The guys who come to the race to watch, and not run his car. "I ain't gonna run here, too many peasants"

Seagull : The guy who came with the peasant

Pidgeon : The seagull's brother

Mallard : The father of the pidgeon

Whooping crane : The grandpa of them all

The shaft : Something you recieved after you got pumped "Dude you got the shaft", some times followed by "he didn't even use vaseline"

Vaseline: With or without sand.

SIK IN DA HED

april 21st, 2002: street race against a crx with a gsr motor with 50shot nos

this is the scenario...

crx: (rev)(rolls down window) "what you got?"

me: (revs back) "stock".

crx: "yeah rite"

light turns green... i spanked the crx at 3rd gear. raced again at another light... i spanked the crx in 4th gear.

crx: "daym, your **** is quick".

me: "THATS WHY YOU LOST..."

hahah... im usually not an ******* after a good *** whippin...

june

Number one street racing line used is.


Run what you brung

june

I get tired of people saying yeah we have this and we have that. I'll just tell them what you have now??? And how much you have in your pocket?

not so civic

"nahhhhh...i don't want to race your junkbox. you so po that you can't even afford the 'o-r' much less any real mods or real prize money."...never mind.

Etylorcen

"Just wait Imma get a <insert mod here> next week." "I dont care what do you have now!" Which is usually followed by "Race my friend he's got a <insert better car than his here> I bet he'll smoke you."

intekragsr

"my prelude weighs less than your mom" - Howard

PrecisionH23a

The best one was a few weeks ago when some fat **** redneck was rootin' for a mustang over my buddies hatch. The guy said "SEND THAT BOY BACK TO CHINA!" Stupid *** didnt even know its a jap car, you should have seen the fat *** after my buddy ran a 13.2 and the mustang ran a 14.5.

Evil DOHC

"WE BRING IT LIKE WE SING IT"
EVIL

pkripper

You want a shot at the title-

paulzy

iTrader: (1)

after I annihilate a camaro......"is that a vtec?"

HYPE TYPE

here another scenario 2 nights ago actually)

civic hatch: (system pounding)(rev's) you wanna go for a pass bro?
me: umm I dont race.
civic hatch: why not, you drive a type R?
me: ummm...alright I guess(I'm pure just playing with this GINO ****)
......(light turns green)
first gear: all me
second gear: more me
third gear: could barely see him in the rear view.

....(a few lights up after he caught up)
civic hatch: what chou got in that thing
me: one word....BOOST!