Dove vs. Type-RRRRR... who would win? ...now, i feel for the WI dude that ran over a deer carcass.. - Honda-Tech

jomama · 10-10-2008, 04:42 PM

HT,

Well, after multiple times of avoiding dive bombing birds that would just fly right in front of my car and wondering when my day would come... it finally came... and i just found out probably a WEEK later the guy met his demise!!!

it all started with my smelling something peculiar every time i opened our door to our garage the last few days... i swore it came from my wife's car and thought it might've been some dead, rotting mouse trapped somewhere.

while i was in front of my car, packing some things to ship out (yes, the R is a mule), i just got this huge whiff of something foul... so i bent down, and poked my head around and BAAAM... i had a "holy SH*T moment."

seriously, this guy must've been catching a free ride for at least a week since it's been smelling and rotting and it's pretty cool here in KC. anyhow...

let's play a little "where's waldo" but let's look for the dove.. so what do we have here?!?

let's zoom in closer...

a little closer...

"look what the RRRR dragged in"

i wasn't going to get any closer... the stench of it will be forever engrained in my head...

Opie · 10-10-2008, 04:47 PM

:gross:

YellowKahuna · 10-10-2008, 04:53 PM

get RIGHT · 10-10-2008, 05:11 PM

Jo the Bird Killer.

importfan2 · 10-10-2008, 05:23 PM

bird hunter... u know it was there..

-RedneckDave- · 10-10-2008, 05:24 PM

Owned by that hoa<FONT COLOR="red">R</FONT>

Dat1BVtecN · 10-10-2008, 06:02 PM

damn! haha

jdmda7 · 10-10-2008, 06:25 PM

Doespike · 10-10-2008, 06:44 PM

Daaaaaayaamn!

99SlammedCivic · 10-10-2008, 07:05 PM

hahahah... that cracked me up !

SpoogenJay · 10-10-2008, 07:30 PM

so im guessing that this happened after i left...

totsie7944 · 10-10-2008, 07:32 PM

lol nice...per lil bastard never saw it coming

Maverick2K4 · 10-10-2008, 07:43 PM

Oh wow... I can't stop laughing! That's hilarious.3

EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot this:

Modified by Maverick2K4 at 8:29 PM 10/10/2008

MrTofu · 10-10-2008, 07:55 PM

a friend of mine hit a flock of seagulls a few years ago and it left a blood streak up his bonnet, windscreen and roof!

owned.

soulassassin13 · 10-10-2008, 08:08 PM

That bird had a death wish... like a stunt actor Texas Ranger

Jay D. Em · 10-10-2008, 08:08 PM

haha amen my brotha

For old times sake... nom nom nommmmm

clem kevin · 10-10-2008, 08:25 PM

thats about as good as the time i saw a guy with a Z3 at buttonwillow with a sparrow lodged in his grill at morning check in.

Mugen Mike · 10-10-2008, 08:25 PM

ROFL, that's NOTHING compared to picking chunks of deer out of your suspension.

The FIRST time I ran over a deer carcass, my car smelled like a livestock barn at the state fair, and I STILL have deer guts along the underside of my car , front to back, from the SECOND time I ramped a deer. Both times it was ~75 MPH.

rare*style · 10-10-2008, 08:33 PM

lol

JDMsneakerz · 10-10-2008, 09:29 PM

damn! thats gross, i had a bird hit my passenger windshield..nasty splatter

w4kj4k · 10-11-2008, 07:36 AM

uh.. i was cruising a couple of days ago and all of a sudden like 3 bird craped on my windshield and i couldnt see a thing haha

sheekdude · 10-11-2008, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by importfan2

bird hunter... u know it was there..

X2. I hope that wasn't dinner...

boostn92vx · 10-11-2008, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by w4kj4k

uh.. i was cruising a couple of days ago and all of a sudden like 3 bird craped on my windshield and i couldnt see a thing haha

^Wierd

Numba1 K Series · 10-11-2008, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opie

:gross:

At least it didn't damage the body.

10-10-2008, 04:42 PM	#1
jomama Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Kansas City, MO, US Posts: 3,672	Dove vs. Type-RRRRR... who would win? ...now, i feel for the WI dude that ran over a deer carcass.. HT, Well, after multiple times of avoiding dive bombing birds that would just fly right in front of my car and wondering when my day would come... it finally came... and i just found out probably a WEEK later the guy met his demise!!! it all started with my smelling something peculiar every time i opened our door to our garage the last few days... i swore it came from my wife's car and thought it might've been some dead, rotting mouse trapped somewhere. while i was in front of my car, packing some things to ship out (yes, the R is a mule), i just got this huge whiff of something foul... so i bent down, and poked my head around and BAAAM... i had a "holy SH*T moment." seriously, this guy must've been catching a free ride for at least a week since it's been smelling and rotting and it's pretty cool here in KC. anyhow... let's play a little "where's waldo" but let's look for the dove.. so what do we have here?!? let's zoom in closer... a little closer... "look what the RRRR dragged in" i wasn't going to get any closer... the stench of it will be forever engrained in my head...

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clem kevin Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: san clemente, california, orange county Posts: 1,698	thats about as good as the time i saw a guy with a Z3 at buttonwillow with a sparrow lodged in his grill at morning check in.

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Mugen Mike Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Milwaukee, WI, USA Posts: 9,925	Re: Dove vs. Type-RRRRR... who would win? ...now, i feel for the WI dude that ran over a deer carca ROFL, that's NOTHING compared to picking chunks of deer out of your suspension. The FIRST time I ran over a deer carcass, my car smelled like a livestock barn at the state fair, and I STILL have deer guts along the underside of my car , front to back, from the SECOND time I ramped a deer. Both times it was ~75 MPH.

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w4kj4k Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA Posts: 25	uh.. i was cruising a couple of days ago and all of a sudden like 3 bird craped on my windshield and i couldnt see a thing haha

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