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Old 11-11-2003, 07:38 PM   #1
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Default How to cheat urine test ? aka THC test

Im asking this because i smoked up for the first time in a long long time about 2 weeks ago this coming wednesday.

But I only took one "hit" - and now i have to take a urine test for a new employment oppurtunity.

I was wondering the possibilities of passing ? Drink lots of water / cranberry juice is all i heard.

Someone told me its in my system for 30 days - another said 3/4 will be gone if you drink heavy water.

3 liters of water later here i sit.
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Old 11-11-2003, 07:40 PM   #2
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Most likely it wont show. drinking water is ure best solution but remember that a dilluted urine test is just as bad as being dirty.
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Old 11-11-2003, 07:40 PM   #3
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u didn't watch the urban myth show??
The only thing that can take that out is time and water.........


try drinking pickle juice or some vinegar.... Click the image to open in full size.
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Old 11-11-2003, 07:44 PM   #4
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I was also told to stay away from salty foods.

Basically im just gonna cleanse my body anyways because im fat Click the image to open in full size.
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Old 11-11-2003, 07:51 PM   #5
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I was just thinking about making a post like this...I need a job...comon guys post all your knowledge on this! Click the image to open in full size.
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they have pills for this. to cleanse your system out. also try this out. http://www.clearchoiceofny.com/go_passing_a_piss_test.html
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they have pills for this. to cleanse your system out. also try this out. http://www.clearchoiceofny.com/go_passing_a_piss_test.html
Cant do that if my test is tomorrow.

I just talked to a guy on here - all i did was take one bong hit - 2 weeks ago - and i already drank 3 liters of water - he says ill be fine cuz it wasnt an extensive amount
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Go to your local friendly neighbor who just so happens to have clean ****.


Or the best part is just dont smoke weed Click the image to open in full size.
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:12 PM   #9
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naw man my friend passed a drug test two hours after he smoked a blunt. he got some kinda drink or something (i dont know, i dont keep up with these sorta things anymore Click the image to open in full size. ) - but the stuff worked. i kid you not.
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:13 PM   #10
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Go to your local friendly neighbor who just so happens to have clean ****.


Or the best part is just dont smoke weed Click the image to open in full size.
They check the temperature and some places will even watch you, well, from the back.

They're not stupid... around here anyway.

(I work in a warehouse and if you hit something hard/break something on a forklift, you have to immediately take a **** test - hence i can't smoke weed... but afaik shrooms and acid don't show on those tests...)
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I heard that molasses and spinach are the number 1 cleaners of your system.

Anyone else see the drug ads at the bottom? Click the image to open in full size.
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They check the temperature and some places will even watch you, well, from the back.

They're not stupid... around here anyway.

(I work in a warehouse and if you hit something hard/break something on a forklift, you have to immediately take a **** test - hence i can't smoke weed... but afaik shrooms and acid don't show on those tests...)
Yes, I understand that. It's amazing how clever drug addicts are though. I never have had to worry about drug tests since i am drug free, however, i know people who are quite clever. Temperature is not an exact so if someone were to **** for you shortly before your test, it should pass easily. Watch from behind you? there are ways around that if the pee'r is a good actor. It all can be done. If they watch your pecker as you pee, you're screwed! Click the image to open in full size.

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Old 11-11-2003, 08:22 PM   #13
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1. They sell pills.
2. Bring somebody elses ****.
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Default Re: How to cheat urine test ? aka THC test (Peter Parker)

If you just took "one" hit chances are by the time you made this post your system is clean.

According to my drug enforcement class...

THC is a fat soulable substance the more often you use, the longer it stays in your system, and if you only smoked once it should be out of your system in 2-3 days.
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If you just took "one" hit chances are by the time you made this post your system is clean.

According to my drug enforcement class...

THC is a fat soulable substance the more often you use, the longer it stays in your system, and if you only smoked once it should be out of your system in 2-3 days.
this makes my day thanks hehe no more weed for me

Should i still. drink water throughtout the day tomorrow?
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that i didnt know Click the image to open in full size.
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this makes my day thanks hehe no more weed for me

Should i still. drink water throughtout the day tomorrow?
If you get thirsty. Click the image to open in full size.
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Yes, I understand that. It's amazing how clever drug addicts are though. I never have had to worry about drug tests since i am drug free, however, i know people who are quite clever. Temperature is not an exact so if someone were to **** for you shortly before your test, it should pass easily. Watch from behind you? there are ways around that if the pee'r is a good actor. It all can be done. If they watch your pecker as you pee, you're screwed! Click the image to open in full size.

happy times and safe pissing
When I was in the army they had to watch everyone from the [i]front[/] they had to make sure they saw the pee comming out of the *****.. Click the image to open in full size.
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:54 PM   #19
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My friend just failed his drug test, even after taking the suppliments GNC sells. Yes, the one that says 100% Guarantee!!

He said it was total Bullshit. But then again, he's been smoking for 2 years straight. Everyday. I guess he had TOO much THC in his system. Click the image to open in full size.

Anyways, just wanted to tell you it didn't work for him.
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GNC yes it works, (I worked valet, and anytime there is an accident off to the hospitol, believe me i think some guys had stashes in there employee locker) and 40 bucks isnt bad for a job thats going to make you well over that.
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I think you will be ok just drink some more water...the worst thing they can tell you is come back in few more days. By then it should be out of your sys..just drink water and some fruit juice that day.

I myself drink mostly water all the time so I would **** clear 90% of the time. Also if you plan to smoke get a **** tester so you can atleast self test before the real test. If you can't pass a self test then you'll probably not pass the real thing and if you do past the self test it alteast tells you got good chance passing the real deal unless they do a hair test and there isn't much you can do to hide that...except that hair wash which I hear doesn't always work.


I'm waiting for pot be made legal and I'll buy 20 acres and start selling my own brand but anyways...I don't look to smoke I just want to make money.
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Go to GNC and buy "The Fix"

It's like 12 bucks and really works.
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Go to GNC and buy "The Fix"

It's like 12 bucks and really works.
No, there is no need. You read my first post, thats all you need to know. You will be fine, stop worrying about it.
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so i dont gotta drink 9 liters of water tomorrow?
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no. only if you want to dilute your test and have to go back again.
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