"World Penis Size Map is Hard to Swallow"

Ross · 03-31-2011, 11:38 AM

http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/...is_size_map_is

Pure gold.

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Originally Posted by thestir

Man oh man, this is really bad news, guys. Based on the Worldwide Penis Size Map, we're coming up a little short here in the United States. That's right. The US of A and all its gloriousness is pretty far up there on the ***** size chart. In fact, we're #98 out of 112 countries. And sorry, fellows, in this case, the bigger the number on the chart, the smaller the d*cks.

This sure explains a lot about Americans though.

This new chart clears up all my questions about all the big giant trucks and ridiculously enormous houses. It might also explain our love of gun racks, Sylvester Stallone, and the Super Bowl (whatcha gonna fill that big bowl with, huh?). And this really helps me understand Big Macs and Super Sizing and Big Gulps and especially that monstrous SUPER Big Gulp. You know what they say, right?

Of course, it also might explain why we're in three wars right now. To our mere 5.1 American inches, Iraq has 5.7 inches, Afghanistan has 5.3 inches, and Libya has 5.4 inches. You can sorta see why we felt the need to get out the big bombs.

Check out the entire world map of penises below.

What do you think? Will you be moving (or moving your man) to the Congo (7.1 inches!!!) anytime soon?

Malfa · 03-31-2011, 11:39 AM

Would any of you like some of my Congo in you?

Evs-One · 03-31-2011, 11:41 AM

Doesn't help how fat we are as a nation, thus reducing ***** size tremendously.

Xentropa · 03-31-2011, 11:41 AM

repost, i think. I could have sworn I saw this already

Otherwise let smiling bob out of jail so he can sell us enzyte again.

Malfa · 03-31-2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Xentropa

repost, i think. I could have sworn I saw this already

I've seen it everywhere but here thus far.

xtrac1 · 03-31-2011, 11:42 AM

One of those rare times when I don't fit in the thick of the bell curve.

Lude-Conduct · 03-31-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Xentropa

repost, i think. I could have sworn I saw this already

Otherwise let smiling bob out of jail so he can sell us enzyte again.

jail??

kidcool1977 · 03-31-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Xentropa

repost, i think. I could have sworn I saw this already

Otherwise let smiling bob out of jail so he can sell us enzyte again.

Leoftl posted this few weeks ago.

Tim2179 · 03-31-2011, 11:53 AM

I wonder how the micro-states measure up: Andorra, The Holy See, Monaco, San Marino, and Liechtenstein.

boredumb · 03-31-2011, 11:55 AM

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

^^^MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!!!

Meanwhile, the Russian Immigration office has been absolutely packed.

Tokyosmash! · 03-31-2011, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Lude-Conduct

jail??

He got 25 years IIRC

Kiwibird83 · 03-31-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Evs-One

Doesn't help how fat we are as a nation, thus reducing ***** size tremendously.

This pretty much explains it.

Although the man with the worlds largest recorded dick lives in NY, so at least we have that going, and he's gay to boot.

Ross · 03-31-2011, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokyosmash!

He got 25 years IIRC

For what?

Ross · 03-31-2011, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiwibird83

This pretty much explains it.

Although the man with the worlds largest recorded dick lives in NY, so at least we have that going, and he's gay to boot.

Is he that guy who goes to Mets games in really short shorts?

fatboy1185 · 03-31-2011, 12:01 PM

I'm above average.

xtrac1 · 03-31-2011, 12:02 PM

Wait. This is flaccid right?

Whats Up DOHC · 03-31-2011, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by boredumb

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

^^^MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!!!

Meanwhile, the Russian Immigration office has been absolutely packed.

America is up there cause our chicks are ****ing land whales

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Ghana is green as ****

c jackson · 03-31-2011, 12:06 PM

something is wrong here. i see grey countries, but no grey on the key. or is it just me...

Tokyosmash! · 03-31-2011, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross

For what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMF4S4W4sdQ

crawdad689 · 03-31-2011, 12:23 PM

Epic title win

LT6916 · 03-31-2011, 12:51 PM

I'm fine. Thank you, map.

CARMA_626 · 03-31-2011, 12:59 PM

6" here. Im good with that.

singlecamslamed · 03-31-2011, 01:06 PM

^ Same.

Ross · 03-31-2011, 01:07 PM

good of rule of thumb in these threads is to just assume everyone is lying.

Evs-One · 03-31-2011, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiwibird83

This pretty much explains it.

Although the man with the worlds largest recorded dick lives in NY, so at least we have that going, and he's gay to boot.

And that would be how long?

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Xentropa The Science Guy Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Japan, UCLA Posts: 715 iTrader Rating: (0)	Re: "World Penis Size Map is Hard to Swallow" repost, i think. I could have sworn I saw this already Otherwise let smiling bob out of jail so he can sell us enzyte again. __________________ _\|¯¯\|O _\|¯¯\| . .. . .. O This is where being stupid helps.

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