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hondachris1994 · 12-17-2006, 06:18 AM

Twas the night before Christmas and I like to post something retarded and not tech related....

Project_DX · 12-17-2006, 07:11 AM

i just had to change some things, now its much better

RAcer christmas..............Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this turbo charged motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull hard no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
Now I know I'm going to win even when that V8 gets traction,
Now grabbing second, my BOV whistle,
I can’t even hear the roar, of his big engine spittle,
All I do is keep that four-banger humming,
As he used up a half tank just to keep his car hulling,
In a second he’ll give up, but it sure was a blast,
That Camaros in the rear view, and a thing of the past,
Don't bother with crying, cause now it's too late,
He’ll try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at my taillights as they start getting smaller,
I let off and waited a minute, just to give him a holler,
"You can't win them all," I say in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that big heavy thing",
He scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did his classic V8 trademark, high-speed fly-by.

Merry Christmas!

hondachris1994 · 12-17-2006, 07:20 AM

that was great lol

Project_DX · 12-17-2006, 07:36 AM

thought you would like it....

zaroooo9 · 12-17-2006, 07:47 AM

hahahahaa that funny

JDMegFERIO · 12-17-2006, 08:55 AM

lmao that was some good shit

bart2546 · 12-17-2006, 08:57 AM

I like it, I vote Christmas Sticky haha.

Syndacate · 12-17-2006, 09:09 AM

Haha..

I liked the first one.

I didn't like the second post of the "honda guy" getting all offended b/c the honda got its ass handed to it in the poem that it required you to change the story around that much so the Honda won, wtf is wrong with you.

That like..ruined..everything. Wants to turn it into a domestic vs import war b/c the camaro won that round. DAMMIT.

*sigh*

At OP:
Funny shit, "the names of my 4 VTEC pistons" - haha..

"my mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing"

lmao, funny shit, nice.

POE · 12-17-2006, 11:11 AM

Ehh.. weres the moderators.

Pr0ject93hb · 12-17-2006, 11:16 AM

who cares if this is a tech question of not...AWESOME job by both. i like the first one cause its funny for poking fun at ricers...but the second one rings more true with my lsvtec. either way...awesome!!

hondachris1994 · 12-17-2006, 11:18 AM

I posted for the holidays

I Shot 50 Cent · 12-17-2006, 11:25 AM

hondachris1994 · 12-17-2006, 01:50 PM

bump for some funny shit

grilledcheese33 · 12-17-2006, 01:57 PM

LOL! Thats awesome

12-17-2006, 07:11 AM	#2
Project_DX Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Califonia, PA, usa Posts: 224	Re: LOOK!!!!! (hondachris1994) i just had to change some things, now its much better RAcer christmas..............Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this turbo charged motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power, As the light goes green and I pull hard no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action, Now I know I'm going to win even when that V8 gets traction, Now grabbing second, my BOV whistle, I can’t even hear the roar, of his big engine spittle, All I do is keep that four-banger humming, As he used up a half tank just to keep his car hulling, In a second he’ll give up, but it sure was a blast, That Camaros in the rear view, and a thing of the past, Don't bother with crying, cause now it's too late, He’ll try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at my taillights as they start getting smaller, I let off and waited a minute, just to give him a holler, "You can't win them all," I say in a fling, "You may not win any, in that big heavy thing", He scowled and revved and let out a sigh, And did his classic V8 trademark, high-speed fly-by. Merry Christmas!

12-17-2006, 07:36 AM	#4
Project_DX Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Califonia, PA, usa Posts: 224	Re: (hondachris1994) thought you would like it....

12-17-2006, 07:47 AM	#5
zaroooo9 Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14	Re: (Project_DX) hahahahaa that funny

12-17-2006, 08:57 AM	#7
bart2546 Honda-Tech Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: CNL, OH, USA Posts: 2,760	Re: (LsDC) I like it, I vote Christmas Sticky haha. __________________ Vouches: http://www.hondamarketplace.com/show....php?t=1976979 PSN: bart2546

12-17-2006, 09:09 AM	#8
Syndacate Moderator Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rochester, New York -> East San Jose, CA Posts: 10,417	Haha.. I liked the first one. I didn't like the second post of the "honda guy" getting all offended b/c the honda got its ass handed to it in the poem that it required you to change the story around that much so the Honda won, wtf is wrong with you. That like..ruined..everything. Wants to turn it into a domestic vs import war b/c the camaro won that round. DAMMIT. sigh At OP: Funny shit, "the names of my 4 VTEC pistons" - haha.. "my mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing" lmao, funny shit, nice. __________________ '97 EX - Stock as stock can get - Daily driver, KYB struts, Tokico reds, I/H/E - Arg, need to decide if I want to sell this car or keep it :-\. Need to buy a new header and a new axle-back :-\. Reverted to the OEM B pipe.

12-17-2006, 07:20 AM	#3
hondachris1994 Honda-Tech Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: tampa, fl, USA Posts: 1,596	that was great lol

12-17-2006, 08:55 AM	#6
JDMegFERIO Honda-Tech Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: some where, VA, US Posts: 184	lmao that was some good shit

12-17-2006, 11:11 AM	#9
POE Honda-Tech Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Stillwater, OK Posts: 3,858	Ehh.. weres the moderators. __________________ 94 civic coupe

12-17-2006, 11:16 AM	#10
Pr0ject93hb Honda-Tech Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Montclair, Ca, USA Posts: 1,689	Re: (POE) who cares if this is a tech question of not...AWESOME job by both. i like the first one cause its funny for poking fun at ricers...but the second one rings more true with my lsvtec. either way...awesome!! __________________ R.I.P. L's Motorworks miss you guys 93 Civic HB DX - Lsvtec high comp, low boost setup 300whp (sold) 92 Gs Integra - Daily PS3 tag Roknboker...find me on COD4

12-17-2006, 11:18 AM	#11
hondachris1994 Honda-Tech Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: tampa, fl, USA Posts: 1,596	Re: (Pr0ject93hb) I posted for the holidays

12-17-2006, 11:25 AM	#12
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12-17-2006, 01:50 PM	#13
hondachris1994 Honda-Tech Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: tampa, fl, USA Posts: 1,596	bump for some funny shit

12-17-2006, 01:57 PM	#14
grilledcheese33 Member Garage is empty, add now Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Flagler, FL, US Posts: 1,486	Re: (hondachris1994) LOL! Thats awesome __________________ '99 G95P Integra GSR-Current '00 EBP EM1-Sold Vouch For Me Here: http://honda-tech.com/zerothread/2001704

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