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Twas the night before Christmas and I like to post something retarded and not tech related....
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i just had to change some things, now its much better
RAcer christmas..............Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this turbo charged motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power, As the light goes green and I pull hard no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action, Now I know I'm going to win even when that V8 gets traction, Now grabbing second, my BOV whistle, I can’t even hear the roar, of his big engine spittle, All I do is keep that four-banger humming, As he used up a half tank just to keep his car hulling, In a second he’ll give up, but it sure was a blast, That Camaros in the rear view, and a thing of the past, Don't bother with crying, cause now it's too late, He’ll try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at my taillights as they start getting smaller, I let off and waited a minute, just to give him a holler, "You can't win them all," I say in a fling, "You may not win any, in that big heavy thing", He scowled and revved and let out a sigh, And did his classic V8 trademark, high-speed fly-by. Merry Christmas! |
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that was great lol
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thought you would like it....
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hahahahaa that funny
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lmao that was some good shit
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I like it, I vote Christmas Sticky haha.
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Haha..
I liked the first one. I didn't like the second post of the "honda guy" getting all offended b/c the honda got its ass handed to it in the poem that it required you to change the story around that much so the Honda won, wtf is wrong with you. That like..ruined..everything. Wants to turn it into a domestic vs import war b/c the camaro won that round. DAMMIT. *sigh* At OP: Funny shit, "the names of my 4 VTEC pistons" - haha.. "my mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing" lmao, funny shit, nice.
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Ehh.. weres the moderators.
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who cares if this is a tech question of not...AWESOME job by both. i like the first one cause its funny for poking fun at ricers...but the second one rings more true with my lsvtec. either way...awesome!!
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I posted for the holidays
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bump for some funny shit
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LOL! Thats awesome
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