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Old 01-25-2006, 08:25 AM   #1
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Default I just walked in on my boss getting a hand job from his secretary!!!!!!!!

I work at a very large accounting firm and I need to talk to one of the partners about a certain client. Usually to talk to the partner, you just see whats hes doing with his secretary. She was not at her desk, so I just figured I could stick my head in his office and see if he was busy. I didnt knock, which is MY FAULT, but I walk in there and she is sitting on his couch with him going to town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 This is so ******* funnny. Hes married too! I wonder if I get a raise or if i get fired because of this. expletive! Random **** always happens to me!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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PICS!!!!

Or The Ban stick comes out!!!!
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yeah you always knock. I would be pissed.
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OMG that's just well funny but so wrong. Did you just make eye contact and walk out? I think this might be job security.
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I work at a very large accounting firm and I need to talk to one of the partners about a certain client. Usually to talk to the partner, you just see whats hes doing with his secretary. She was not at her desk, so I just figured I could stick my head in his office and see if he was busy. I didnt knock, which is MY FAULT, but I walk in there and she is sitting on his couch with him going to town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 This is so ******* funnny. Hes married too! I wonder if I get a raise or if i get fired because of this. expletive! Random **** always happens to me!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Tell him if he doesn't give you a raise his wife will find out. Cha chingggg.
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Milk that **** for all you can get and ask for raises and bonuses. On a side note is the secretary hot?
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P.S. Black Mail is illegal
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this could turn into a sticky situation Click the image to open in full size.
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Your point being?
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thats just amazing Click the image to open in full size. ..

yea ur not gettin fired...blackmail owns all Click the image to open in full size.
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P.S. Black Mail is illegal
P.S. you think his boss would really risk his wife finding this out by going to court with David W?

Ask for a nice fat raise at your next performance evaluation.
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Where in nova do you work?? imma come check out the secretary!
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Only if you get caught!! Click the image to open in full size. ^^ bah beat me to it.

So did the boss actually see you walk in or did they not notice?
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I think this might be job security.
For damn sure.

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Ask for a nice fat raise at your next performance evaluation.
See above. Click the image to open in full size.
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In for pics of secretary and where this place is. Click the image to open in full size.
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in for pics! Click the image to open in full size.
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:36 AM   #19
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Default Re: I just walked in on my boss getting a hand job from his secretary!!!!!!!! (David W.)

Not to thread jack, but a similar situation happened to me...

I was building a house in Mexico about 3 years ago. One afternoon, I went into the still unfinished house to see what the workers had accomplished for the day after [I thought] the workers had left. As I go up the stairs to the 2nd floor I see the foreman doing oral to one of his workers/peons! Click the image to open in full size. WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They saw me, I saw them--I was f*cking shocked! The first thing that I said was "Are you finished?" (meaning if they were finished working for the day)! LOL Click the image to open in full size.

I made it seem like I didn't see it, but we all knew what was going on. I didn't make a big deal about it...they continued working on the house. A week later I went into the house again to check the progress and what do you know...yes, I saw the same sick sh*t again!

I fired them on the spot! Click the image to open in full size.

The strange thing is that these guys looked like your stereotypical Mexican macho construction worker with the Pancho Villa mustache and all! LOL The foreman was tall, bulky and had a very deep, manly voice. He turned out to be the "giver" (in this case, of oral)! LMAO!

Carry on with the thread... Click the image to open in full size.
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I wish I had that kind of bargaining power Click the image to open in full size.

Tell him you need a new car, and it would make a nice bonus Click the image to open in full size.
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this could turn into a sticky situation Click the image to open in full size.
Im sure it already did Click the image to open in full size.

And I just though about something... WHY THE HELL DO WE WANT PICS!!!! its of some DUDE getting a handjob!!!!!


At least snap a few of the sexratary!!!
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Milk that **** for all you can get and ask for raises and bonuses. On a side note is the secretary hot?
Shut up and get back to work! That Museum don't run itself!
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In for more detailed story.

Was she hot?

Was she fully clothed?

Thigh highs and a mini skirt?

Paint the picture for us!
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Act normally and see if he addresses it.
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did he leave to take pics?

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