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Old 11-21-2005, 05:41 PM   #1
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Kinda like on south park. Whgere you joke around with your friends and call them crap like ******** sh!tting wrectle wart
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Old 11-21-2005, 05:44 PM   #2
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1) Turtleneck. He always wears one and it looks funny lol

2) Nickelback. Looks exactly like the guy from Nickelback
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Old 11-21-2005, 05:50 PM   #3
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haha my freind looks like the dude from nickleback too hahaha
also "Fabio"
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had a friend who everyone called Backyard. we'd call him Backdoor
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Old 11-21-2005, 05:53 PM   #5
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my alltime favorite is "chucklehead"

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Old 11-21-2005, 05:56 PM   #6
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one of my friends is named Dirty.
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Old 11-21-2005, 05:58 PM   #7
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Chad - Shad like a fish
Bubba - The Sickness
Jake - Talley Wacker
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:00 PM   #8
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:00 PM   #9
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Brothers Buttfuck.

Its these 2 redneck/conspiracy theorist jackasses of hicks that are mechanics at work. They pretty much are married, and have lovers quarrels all the time over **** like bow-hunting and how best to kill a squirrel or crow. We call them the "Brothers Buttfuck". But not to their face of course, one of them is down right crazy, we call him "Crazy Bob".

And we call both of them "Wierd Beard" because they both have these gnarly redneck beards and talk about the most retarded stuff.

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Old 11-21-2005, 06:04 PM   #10
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one of my friends is named Dirty.
Same, his real name is Dusty..but we call him Dirty haha

"The Brown" or just "Brown" - use to drive this old beat up brown truck

"The Beige" or just "Beige" - The browns little bro

"Osama" - Looks like he is iraqi? haha not really but thats what we call him, got our teaching calling him that too(highshcool Click the image to open in full size. ) good times

"Stern" - No clue

"China" pronounced "ChEEna" - he looks chinese and is white and tall and muscular

"Pornstar" - dumbass blonde I hate

"Ho" - goody good mormon girl

lots of others, just tired of typing, will hit it up more later

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Old 11-21-2005, 06:11 PM   #11
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:13 PM   #12
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PENCILDICK, They hate it when i say it around girls
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:14 PM   #13
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:16 PM   #14
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:24 PM   #15
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1) FukFace
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3) Snapper>>He used to work at snap-on
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:26 PM   #16
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Kinda like on south park. Whgere you joke around with your friends and call them crap like ******** sh!tting wrectle wart
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:32 PM   #17
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Chuy- we call him this cuz he got bit by a dog when he was like 5 and has a big *** scar on the top of his head

muddbutt- he got fired from his job because he went into his boss' house without permission and took a ****. he forgot to kill the alarm and the cops came and busted him inside the house on the toilet

buttslut- this girl who randomly admitted liking *** sex in front of a bunch of people


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we call one of my friends Ogre cuz he has big *** fingers
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:42 PM   #19
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douchebag....

todd....

you ******* todd....
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My friends and I use to play roulette, and they had touch screens to bet, we called my friend 'Fingers' because he couldn't help but pick every damn number and waste all of his money.

Some classic favorites go back to putting body parts with curse words.

1. Bitchtoe
2. Fuckface
3. Bitchtits
4. Shitneck
5. Assface
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:04 PM   #21
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Fucktard
Shit knocker
Fucknut
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:10 PM   #22
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bag

started as douche bag

then to D-bag

then to duhbag

to just bag
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i call my best friend (half japanese) "jap" all the time. He calles me 'kraut" (im like 1/2 german, and have a very german last name)....some times he'll call me "jew killer", and ill call him "chinamen raper"...that sort of ****....

i call one of my female friends "Andre [The Giant]" because shes like 6'1"
i call another one of my female friends "fatty"...shes like 5'7" and weighs like 100lbs...i also call her "****" "bitch" or "mouth *****"

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Jizz Face
Ball Sack
Mutherfucker
Vagina Face
Vagina lips....theres more but I can't think out of context
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hobo washer
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sack dipper
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