Muslim martyrs have sex with 72 virgins

[areyoujealous]

Forgive me if this is old news. I didn't hear about this until recently, on CNN.

Want to know why terrorists are suicide bombing and flying planes into buildings?

Because they will have sex with 72 virgins.

It says this in the Koran and in the Hadith.

72 virgins.


<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Muslims are motivated to terrorism because the Koran, the Bible of Islam, tells them that fighting non-believers is a duty of every Muslim and the only way to be certain of going to heaven is to die fighting in the cause of allah.

If they can make it to heaven, one of the rewards all Muslims are promised is 72 virgins.
Only martyrs get the virgins, but the only way to get the virgins is to get to heaven, and Koran is quite specific that the only way to be certain of getting to heaven is to die in Jihad.</TD></TR></TABLE>



I would definitely do some crazy *** **** if I could have sex with 72 virgins.
Now I understand where they are coming from.


<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">In Hamas-run classes, young men are taught from boyhood that in return for so-called martyrdom their families will be compensated financially, their pictures will be posted in schools and mosques, and they will earn a special place in paradise, which includes “unlimited sex” with 72 virgins.
Before dismissing this outright, there are many Christians who believe literally in the Rapture, or Second Coming of Christ— that there will come an actual time in the future when believers will be physically removed from the earth and taken to heaven. Objectively no easier to swallow.</TD></TR></TABLE>



"You have to admit, heaven as Party Central sure beats the Christian idea of angels with harps."



LINKS
http://www.citizensoldier.org/72virgins.html
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/011214.html
or search "72 virgins" on yahoo

[Jawad.]

[.Radical_Edward.]

bwagahahahahahahaah .... pause.....


bwahahahahahahahahahaha

*thud*




Really though thats fucked up.

IBTL

[tyro]

Kill for virgins? Who the fvck kills innocent people to have sex? Bunk.

Now maybe some experienced women, then I'd think about it!

[lildrgn2.0]

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Kill for virgins? Who the fvck kills innocent people to have sex? </TD></TR></TABLE>

some one has been deprived of sexual contact their WHOLE LIFE.

[CarpAngler]

I would need guaranteed 73 virgins for me to fly a plane into a building or blow myself up 72 just isn't going to cut it.

[areyoujealous]

Don't tell me you wouldn't want to pop tight ***** all day,

My ultimate goal in life is to pop ONE cherry. I would **** my pants if i had 72.

[Pat McGroin]

Notice how you only get the virgins if you make it to heaven? Give me a fooking break! Sucks for them.

[Lewdin' Incognito]

Is this seriously the first time you guys have heard this?

Anyway, who wants 72 girls that were so ugly that they never had sex?

[Luchini]

Maybe if we offer them 73 virgins they will stop being terrorists?

[accordselux]

Only a virgin would think having sex with another virgin is fun.

[Deemeetree]

Originally Posted by areyoujealous

I would definitely do some crazy *** **** if I could have sex with 72 virgins.
Now I understand where they are coming from.

You can't be ******* serious.

[tyro]

Originally Posted by Luchini

Maybe if we offer them 73 virgins they will stop being terrorists?

I like your thinking

[CarpAngler]

Originally Posted by Lewdin’ Incognito

Is this seriously the first time you guys have heard this?

Anyway, who wants 72 girls that were so ugly that they never had sex?

I guess all their ***** go to hell then. Hell might be more fun... You can do dirty ***** all day and not have to worry about STD's or knocking them up because you are already dead.

[Stockton]

Originally Posted by tyro

Kill for virgins? Who the fvck kills innocent people to have sex? Bunk.

Now maybe some experienced women, then I'd think about it!

I don't think it's just for the sex.

I think if they die a martar they get the virgins but they also get to their heaven or paradise too.

They believe strongly enough that they don't have fear to die. They believe they are truely going to a better place.

[servion]

I don't get that; they kill us because they wan't 72 virgins... but over there, "women are for babies and men are for pleasure": maybe they're killing and dying to be with 72 virgin men

Also I was watching this special on 9/11 and apparently some of the hijackers were married. What do they say, "Bye bye honey, I'm going to kill myself so I can have sex with 72 virgins, but I still love you"

[nota-eg]

Originally Posted by areyoujealous

I would definitely do some crazy *** **** if I could have sex with 72 virgins. Now I understand where they are coming from.

Sex with 72 virgins would suck. What is worse than putting your dick into something that is too small, a girl bleeding on your dick, and her screaming/crying? 72 of them screaming and crying. Also, think about how sore your dick would be after ******* 72 virgins.

[jond]

Originally Posted by accordselux

Only a virgin would think having sex with another virgin is fun.

Exactally


<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Anyway, who wants 72 girls that were so ugly that they never had sex?</TD></TR></TABLE>
hahahahhaha. Good point. They're ASSUMING the chicks are hot. But if their god says sex isnt for fun, then why would they be?
They're probably some fat, lazy eyed, mustache having, non leg shaving, beastly 80 year old women. lol

[tyro]

I still say bullshit. If this were the case, we would have never been born.

This is religion coupled with someone's fanatical rage toward western civilization, not religious beliefs alone.

[SpoOoLin EK]

Originally Posted by areyoujealous

Forgive me if this is old news. I didn't hear about this until recently, on CNN.

Want to know why terrorists are suicide bombing and flying planes into buildings?

Because they will have sex with 72 virgins.

It says this in the Koran and in the Hadith.

72 virgins.






I would definitely do some crazy *** **** if I could have sex with 72 virgins.
Now I understand where they are coming from.






"You have to admit, heaven as Party Central sure beats the Christian idea of angels with harps."



LINKS
http://www.citizensoldier.org/72virgins.html
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/011214.html
or search "72 virgins" on yahoo

you are a ******* idiot...


and you havent popped one cherry?

youre a ******* idiot loser.

[Stockton]

Originally Posted by tyro

I still say bullshit. If this were the case, we would have never been born.

This is religion coupled with someone's fanatical rage toward western civilization, not religious beliefs alone.

True.

But alot of the people they get do these suicide bombings are just believers. Sadly they are led and missguided by others with other intentions who use their religious beliefs as a way to get them to do what they want.

You don't see Osama Bin Laden or any of the other terror leaders blowing themselves up, no, they get some poor guy that has total faith in his religioun to do it.

[Nikos]

that must be real tighhhhhhhhhht, aiiiiiiiiiiight?

[jond]

Originally Posted by skylinedo

any muslims here wanna confirm this?

I've heard about the 72 virgins thing for a long time. I'm pretty sure its what they believe. The extremist that is...

[nota-eg]

Originally Posted by jond

hahahahhaha. Good point. They're ASSUMING the chicks are hot. But if their god says sex isnt for fun, then why would they be?
They're probably some fat, lazy eyed, mustache having, non leg shaving, beastly 80 year old women. lol

Its like the bus full of ugly people that die and go to heaven. God feels bad for them and gives them all one wish. They all wish to be beautiful. Guy at the back of the line is cracking up. God finally gets to him and says "What is your wish?"

Guy: "Make em all ugly again!"

I bet they're all dudes, or quadraplegics, or chicks from the Deuce Bigalo movies.

[tyro]

Originally Posted by Stockton

True. Sadly they are led and missguided by others with other intentions who use their religious beliefs as a way to get them to do what they want.

Indeed. I was a bit unclear in my statement. By "someone" I am referring to the Osama types who have a grudge against what they believe to be wrong with the world.