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Old 03-31-2011, 11:38 AM   #1
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http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/...is_size_map_is

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Man oh man, this is really bad news, guys. Based on the Worldwide ***** Size Map, we're coming up a little short here in the United States. That's right. The US of A and all its gloriousness is pretty far up there on the ***** size chart. In fact, we're #98 out of 112 countries. And sorry, fellows, in this case, the bigger the number on the chart, the smaller the d*cks.

This sure explains a lot about Americans though.

This new chart clears up all my questions about all the big giant trucks and ridiculously enormous houses. It might also explain our love of gun racks, Sylvester Stallone, and the Super Bowl (whatcha gonna fill that big bowl with, huh?). And this really helps me understand Big Macs and Super Sizing and Big Gulps and especially that monstrous SUPER Big Gulp. You know what they say, right?

Of course, it also might explain why we're in three wars right now. To our mere 5.1 American inches, Iraq has 5.7 inches, Afghanistan has 5.3 inches, and Libya has 5.4 inches. You can sorta see why we felt the need to get out the big bombs.

Check out the entire world map of penises below.

What do you think? Will you be moving (or moving your man) to the Congo (7.1 inches!!!) anytime soon?
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:39 AM   #2
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Would any of you like some of my Congo in you?
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Doesn't help how fat we are as a nation, thus reducing ***** size tremendously.
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repost, i think. I could have sworn I saw this already

Otherwise let smiling bob out of jail so he can sell us enzyte again.
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:42 AM   #5
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repost, i think. I could have sworn I saw this already
I've seen it everywhere but here thus far.
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:42 AM   #6
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One of those rare times when I don't fit in the thick of the bell curve.
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:47 AM   #7
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repost, i think. I could have sworn I saw this already

Otherwise let smiling bob out of jail so he can sell us enzyte again.
jail??
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:51 AM   #8
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repost, i think. I could have sworn I saw this already

Otherwise let smiling bob out of jail so he can sell us enzyte again.
Leoftl posted this few weeks ago.
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:53 AM   #9
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I wonder how the micro-states measure up: Andorra, The Holy See, Monaco, San Marino, and Liechtenstein.
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http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

^^^MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!!!

Meanwhile, the Russian Immigration office has been absolutely packed.
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:56 AM   #11
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jail??
He got 25 years IIRC
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:57 AM   #12
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Doesn't help how fat we are as a nation, thus reducing ***** size tremendously.
This pretty much explains it.

Although the man with the worlds largest recorded dick lives in NY, so at least we have that going, and he's gay to boot.
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He got 25 years IIRC
For what?
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:00 PM   #14
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This pretty much explains it.

Although the man with the worlds largest recorded dick lives in NY, so at least we have that going, and he's gay to boot.
Is he that guy who goes to Mets games in really short shorts?
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:01 PM   #15
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I'm above average.
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Wait. This is flaccid right?
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:05 PM   #17
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http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

^^^MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!!!

Meanwhile, the Russian Immigration office has been absolutely packed.
America is up there cause our chicks are ****ing land whales

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Old 03-31-2011, 12:06 PM   #18
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something is wrong here. i see grey countries, but no grey on the key. or is it just me...
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For what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMF4S4W4sdQ
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:23 PM   #20
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Epic title win
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:51 PM   #21
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I'm fine. Thank you, map.
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:59 PM   #22
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6" here. Im good with that.
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^ Same.
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:07 PM   #24
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good of rule of thumb in these threads is to just assume everyone is lying.
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This pretty much explains it.

Although the man with the worlds largest recorded dick lives in NY, so at least we have that going, and he's gay to boot.
And that would be how long?
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