Man oh man, this is really bad news, guys. Based on the Worldwide ***** Size Map, we're coming up a little short here in the United States. That's right. The US of A and all its gloriousness is pretty far up there on the ***** size chart. In fact, we're #98 out of 112 countries. And sorry, fellows, in this case, the bigger the number on the chart, the smaller the d*cks.
This sure explains a lot about Americans though.
This new chart clears up all my questions about all the big giant trucks and ridiculously enormous houses. It might also explain our love of gun racks, Sylvester Stallone, and the Super Bowl (whatcha gonna fill that big bowl with, huh?). And this really helps me understand Big Macs and Super Sizing and Big Gulps and especially that monstrous SUPER Big Gulp. You know what they say, right?
Of course, it also might explain why we're in three wars right now. To our mere 5.1 American inches, Iraq has 5.7 inches, Afghanistan has 5.3 inches, and Libya has 5.4 inches. You can sorta see why we felt the need to get out the big bombs.
Check out the entire world map of penises below.
What do you think? Will you be moving (or moving your man) to the Congo (7.1 inches!!!) anytime soon?
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Doesn't help how fat we are as a nation, thus reducing ***** size tremendously.
This pretty much explains it.
Although the man with the worlds largest recorded dick lives in NY, so at least we have that going, and he's gay to boot.
Originally Posted by George Knighton
Would you PLEASE just find a man to have sex with and get it out of your system so we don't have to keep running past threads and posts like this? It's 2015, for god's sake. Nobody's going to hold it against you.
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