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Old 04-01-2009, 05:04 AM   #1
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It's clear to me I'm NOT going to get any work done today because of all my coworkers.

It's time to get even.

Here's what I've witnessed today:
-Email stating it's someones bday and theres bagels in the breakroom (No bday,and no bagels)
-Phone thingy taped down so you can't answer calls
-Keyboard unplugged leaving user confused

I'm sure there are more to come, but I need help getting even.

Post it up here!!
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putting bbq under the fat guys desk so he smells KC masterpiece all day. haha
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:06 AM   #3
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Piss in the coffee maker.
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LOL.
Put peanut butter under the handle of someone's phone so when they pick it up they get pz'd.
Reformat someone's computer. LOL
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:11 AM   #5
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Reformat someone's computer. LOL
Hahaha I like that one.

Just format it, that's it, so it's wiped clean but don't reinstall the OS.
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I'm looking for ideas that WON'T get me fired.
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poop on the bosses keyboard!
Or put invisible tape on a open door and see who walks thru it. :-P
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anyone with an laser mouse tape a picture of two gay guys on the bottom over the beam.

it's a two for one,first their mouse wont work and then when they turn it over they get the gay...
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The other DBA is out today, and my boss and I are plotting against him. My suggestion was to move everything out of his office, but bossman thinks it's too much work. So I think we're just going to label everything as if he were moving, and box some of his crap up.

And I'm going to replace his dual 21's with 15" LCD's from my lab.
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anyone with an laser mouse tape a picture of two gay guys on the bottom over the beam.

it's a two for one,first their mouse wont work and then when they turn it over they get the gay...
hahaha awesome
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I'm looking for ideas that WON'T get me fired.
Sit at your desk, actually do work all day, stop wasting time browsing the internet and HT.

They'll never see that coming.
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:21 AM   #12
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Grab a girl's tit and say "YOU WANNA GET RAPED ................ April Fools!"
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They'll never see that coming.
LOL!!!!!!!!!
**** I almost got fired. hahaha.
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:27 AM   #14
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They'll never see that coming.
You're a ****ing douche, suck my *****.
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Take Screenshot of users desktop (icons and all), set it as the background, then Right click and hide icons.

that way they'll click on the icons ALL DAY LONG and wont get anywhere..
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:59 AM   #16
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Take Screenshot of users desktop (icons and all), set it as the background, then Right click and hide icons.

that way they'll click on the icons ALL DAY LONG and wont get anywhere..
That's more like it
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lol @ the bbq one.
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Take Screenshot of users desktop (icons and all), set it as the background, then Right click and hide icons.

that way they'll click on the icons ALL DAY LONG and wont get anywhere..
I did that to my roommate freshman year, I forgot about it and it took a month for my other roommate to finally tell him why his computer was messed up.
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lol i just put "out of order" on all the coffee machines and vending machines.... im already hearing my co-workers WTF!!!
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lol i just put "out of order" on all the coffee machines and vending machines.... im already hearing my co-workers WTF!!!
Buahahaha. I should do this. These guys cannot function without coffee.
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Today is my 2 year anniversary. I changed my Facebook profile picture to a 1st trimester ultrasound. (We're not pregnant)
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Today is my 2 year anniversary. I changed my Facebook profile picture to a 1st trimester ultrasound. (We're not pregnant)


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Buahahaha. I should do this. These guys cannot function without coffee.
ya man there collecting money from people who wants some starbucks right now...hahahahahahaa!!!! im just ROFL!!!!!!
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That's evil.
I changed her profile pic too
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My son fell asleep on my chest last night, so the girls at the house put on Twilight because they knew I wouldn't move and wake him up I had to watch almost that whole ****ing shitpile before I was able to leave.
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