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Old 06-25-2010, 10:08 PM   #1
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You can hear and see all kinds of crazy **** while on the Portland transit. Once on the Max going to the airport, I had to sit next to this 350lbs guy, his 350lb wife, and all three of their kids. The oldest kid could not have been more than 8 years old and weighed at least 110lbs. The two other kids were fat as well. Also, the bitch was pregnant again.

Why is this weird you ask? Because the husband was on the phone with the SSI people during the entire Max ride, and he was trying to argue his case as to why social security should support him and his family. Take a listen:

"But, lady, me and my wife are far to overweight to work! We are disabled."

(a few seats down a 40 something yr old women yells out: "Well, you're not to fat to **** each other are you?"

The guy ignore this and then went on to explain to the lady on the phone that he was a genius and a genius should not have to work.

I got off shortly after that, but not before I yell "God bless America" at the top of my lungs.
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You can hear and see all kinds of crazy **** while on the Portland transit. Once on the Max going to the airport, I had to sit next to this 350lbs guy, his 350lb wife, and all three of their kids. The oldest kid could not have been more than 8 years old and weighed at least 110lbs. The two other kids were fat as well. Also, the bitch was pregnant again.

Why is this weird you ask? Because the husband was on the phone with the SSI people during the entire Max ride, and he was trying to argue his case as to why social security should support him and his family. Take a listen:

"But, lady, me and my wife are far to overweight to work! We are disabled."

(a few seats down a 40 something yr old women yells out: "Well, you're not to fat to **** each other are you?"

The guy ignore this and then went on to explain to the lady on the phone that he was a genius and a genius should not have to work.

I got off shortly after that, but not before I yell "God bless America" at the top of my lungs.
Weirdest people I ever met were in Seattle and that area.
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Too many to list on the Metro Redline, from NoHo to Union Station.
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I live in Utah, craziest thing I've ever seen was a guy who got on the train without paying. Not much craziness happens out here.
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On St. Louis metrolink, I was once riding with a guy who went on a profanity-laced tirade about how he was going to kill everyone on the train. Like, he was going to cut everyone's heads off and stuff. He was just saying all kinds of crazy ****

The next stop, like 5 cops jumped on and took him down. True story.

Another time, the train pulled up, and this dude was smoking a gigantic blunt on the platform, at 6:30am. He knocked the cherry off and got on. This other guy on the train was like 'yo lemme get some of that blunt.' At the next stop, they both got off and fired it up again.

Another time, I heard this chick on her cell phone talking to her homegirl about how she just got saved. It was hysterical. "Yeah, I used to have mafah problems, ya hurr... but then I gave mah muhfah life to tha muhfah lord Jesus Christ. Mahfuh washed mah muhfuh sins away in tha muhfuh blood of tha lamb an ****..." and on and on like that for a solid 10 minutes. Not exaggerating, she was dropping the MF every third word in a conversation about how she's just been washed in the blood of Christ. I was literally within inches of actually rofl'ing.

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oc md senior week a few years back, watched a girl chug a **** warm bottle of capitain morgan and hurl, and watched her friend drop drawers and **** in the back step of the bus while moving.

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had a prostitute sit next to me on the light-rail. she sat there slouched wearing a mini skirt with her legs wide open. End.
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Usually just the handful of ladyboys and prostitutes here in Bangkok on the Skytrain at night...

I do occasionally ride a the bus which is at least 50 years old, no A/C, puts out more hydrocarbons than a tractor-pull, etc. Anyways, last week I was on the bus and the driver was cracking me up! He was so short that the giant shifter was above his head and he was just rowing through some syncro-less gears and mashing the clutch with no shoes on.
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about a year and half ago i got on the MTA through the downtown district in L.A. and saw some guy in his 40's whacked out of his mind on skidrow drugs grabbed the bus driver head-lock style for getting refused to stop in the middle of the street.The bus driver immediately got up, unlatched himself from the guys arms and kicked him down the doors steps and floored it. All the other passengers just started applauding for taking out the nuisance LOL all this lasted for a cool 10 minutes.
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Seen some things riding public transportation in the Bay Area. It is typically ghetto thugs starting **** or homeless people lugging trash bags stinking up the train or potheads SWED INSIDE the train. I once sat behind an OLD AS DIRT GRANNY about throw punches with the dude sitting next to me because he didn't cover his mouth when coughing.
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