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Old 05-24-2002, 10:54 AM   #1
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Default It wasn't me.....parody

To the tune of "It wasn't me" by Shaggy

Oh no!
Mommy came in
she caught me one handed
Dreaming 'bout the girl next door
Picture this, I was workin' the girkin'
Shoulda locked the bedroom door.

How could I get caught
While I was pickin' up a pound of me
All this time she was standing there
I'm polishin' my good friend Pete.

When your a young man
You need a little thrilla
Keep a dirty magazine
Underneath your pillow
You never admit
When you tenderize your steak
Or when you've been
Wrestlin' the one-eyed snake


A box of Keelex on the Counter
(I wasn't me)
Tube of lotion on the sofa
(too beat my meat)
Hear my breathing getting louder
(I was in heat)
All of a sudden, it was over

Mommy came in
And she caught me one handed
Lookin' for the unicorn
Picture this, I had roped that pony
Had him in a tug-o-war

How can I be casual
While the General Salutes my feet
And the Bishop he was standing there
Shivering from lack of heat.

Can you tell that I'm embarresed
For the shame that I've caused
Now that purple headed warrior
Will have to be flogged.

When you start to stimulate your little fella
You swing that bat like a young Lou Penella
You'll never get a real women, ain't no way
But you can play choke it with the chicken all day


Mommy came in
she caught me one handed
Dreaming 'bout the girl next door
Picture this, I was workin' the girkin'
Shoulda locked the bedroom door.

How could I get caught
While I was pickin' up a pound of me
All this time she was standing there
I'm polishin' my good friend Pete.
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and even more kittens are put to their deaths... Click the image to open in full size.
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