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Old 12-23-2006, 04:17 PM   #1
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Default Oh Dear Lord! BEEEES!

<FONT SIZE="2"><FONT COLOR="red">If the pics don't show up, please go to my post on Something Awful to see the pics thanks! Click the image to open in full size.

Huge thanks to http://expresswebsystems.com/ for handling the hundreds of GIGABYTES of bandwidth these pictures have needed!
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I am visiting my family in Florida for the holidays. I was chillin at my sister's house when we looked out back and noticed a swarm of honeybees congregating on their swingset. There are a lot of kids around, including my sister's 3 kids. They were inside at the time, fortunately.

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Fuckin Bees!

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A few minutes later they had calmed down. We were guessing they were disturbed from their hive and decided to come here, or something.

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This is where the bees were coming from. A hole in the house behind my sister's place. We told the landlady about it and she didn't seem to care or want to be bothered that she was renting a house to people that had ******* BEEES living inside it.

The neighbor called a bee removal company and they said they wouldn't come out unless we paid a hefty fee, but he did recommend waiting until dark and go buy some stuff from Home Depot and squirt them with it and that should kill them off.

Well that plan was OK except for 2 things. 1 was that my sister's husband is crazy. The 2nd thing is we didn't want to wait that long nor spend any money.

So we did the next best thing. Started ******* with the bees.

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My bro in law chucks a tennis ball at the clump of bees, that was the size of a basketball. He knocked off a fist sized clump of bees, which eventually just flew back up into the main clump.

That was pretty boring, so we decide to try something a little bigger....

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Yeah, a 40lb trailer hitch for a Dodge Caravan.

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INCOMING!

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CLANG! We have bees in freefall! Did I mention he is severely allergic to bees?

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RUN FORREST!

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Pile O Bees

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The bees dust themselves off, and resume taking over the swingset. Every single one pretty much flew back up into a ball of bee death.


At this point it was clear these little ******** weren't getting the message. Their arrival in my sister's property was an act of agression, and we weren't going to stand for it. So it was time for some redneck engineering:

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Bee incinerator contraption:
- 30 feet of rope
- 1 large fire pit
- 1 science project board
- miscellaneous rags and a bedsheet
- gas

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Fill 'er up! Slide the incinerator under the bees and....

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IGNITION!

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OH THE BEEMANITY

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CARNAGE!

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Amazingly some bees still survived the first wave. What should we do next?


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The next ingredient is 1.5 quarts of PAINT THINNER

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OH YES!!!!

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12/23 NEVER FORGET

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THERE WERE STILL MORE BEES ON THE SWINGSET. CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS. 2 QUARTS OF 87 OCTANE GASOLINE REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!

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OH DEAR LORD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL. I AM SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN RIGHT NOW.

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Tonight we are having Roast Bee

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The Aftermath.


Number of allied casualties (er, stings): 0
Number of bees killed: est. 10,000
Number of bee survivors: about 25 or so

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OMFG thats so awesome Click the image to open in full size.




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lol, well so much for saving the swing set Click the image to open in full size.
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I can't believe none of the neighbors said anything. Nice Click the image to open in full size.
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OMFG thats so awesome Click the image to open in full size.

did anyone get stung in the process?
Number of allied casualties (er, stings): 0

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LOL ahh that made my day Click the image to open in full size.
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So uhhhh, why were they so adament about staying on that swing set.
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Why don't you ask the bee's yourself
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Is the swingset ruined? Click the image to open in full size.
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Thats awesome. Great thread Click the image to open in full size.
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with each picture the more i **** my pants laughing, this thread is an instant classic that only HT OGs can provide Click the image to open in full size.
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HAHAHAHAH OMFG You are out of control man.........LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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best thread of 2006....
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Falcon busts out an instant classic Click the image to open in full size.

So how drunk where you two? Click the image to open in full size.
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NICE!! hahahaha
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now set that house on fire FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL Click the image to open in full size. Click the image to open in full size. Click the image to open in full size. Click the image to open in full size.

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Man, those pics are amazing. Especially the one I quoted. Look at that fire (to the right of that grill-thing)
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