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Old 06-22-2006, 08:32 PM   #26
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800807753 i killed a man. i watched him bleed. i watched him die.


I truly wonder if this is true. On a sidenote, how many of you "confessed"? I did. Click the image to open in full size.
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this **** is funny hahaha
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That **** aint nothing....

I fucked this babe in the back of my car right after the bar closed, got home and my girl started to give me some dome and as soon as she started she looked up at me funny as **** cause my **** smelled like puss..... it took everything in my power not to bust out laughing, she didnt say **** though.
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Omg this is some deep stuff. i thought i had problems........God is going to have a full plate on judgment day.....
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I got alot more but I feel bad for telling the stories.....
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That **** aint nothing....

I fucked this babe in the back of my car right after the bar closed, got home and my girl started to give me some dome and as soon as she started she looked up at me funny as **** cause my **** smelled like puss..... it took everything in my power not to bust out laughing, she didnt say **** though.
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I wouldnt be able to maintain a straight face. especially now that you said that. LOL funniest shyt i heard.... Click the image to open in full size.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:17 PM   #32
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i work at a coffee shop and sometimes when rude people ask for their drinks to be made with skim milk i make them with 1%

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wtf Aylla too?

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I wear a wedding ring even though I'm not married, just so people won't wonder why I'm 40 and still single.

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I wouldnt be able to maintain a straight face. especially now that you said that. LOL funniest shyt i heard.... Click the image to open in full size.
Oh it was hard bro.... I had been drinking alot of long islands too and was drunk as ****, but I will never forget the look on her face when she looked up at me, like she stopped and actually licked her lips like WTF and then looked up at me.... OWNED
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Oh it was hard bro.... I had been drinking alot of long islands too and was drunk as ****, but I will never forget the look on her face when she looked up at me, like she stopped and actually licked her lips like WTF and then looked up at me.... OWNED

ROFL!!!! u think she actually knew? i mean what kind of excuse could you generate for that incident?!LOL.
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newb here. WTF is that site? and are like 99% of it fake/made up?
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ROFL!!!! u think she actually knew? i mean what kind of excuse could you generate for that incident?!LOL.
I do think she knew cause she definately tasted puss, but I think she must of thought it was sweat or something.... I could smell the puss so I knew she was tasting it but I didnt care at all. If she would of confronted me I would of fell on the floor laughing and just grabbed my keys and cell and found another girl, preferably the babe fromt he car cuz she was a drunk freak nasty girl.
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I feel like I'm reading a novel in chuck palahniuk's style authored by idiots.

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Wouldnt it be written by chuck palahniuk and not idiots you idiot
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Wouldnt it be written by chuck palahniuk and not idiots you idiot
on a serious note, chuck is the man Click the image to open in full size. CHOKE is some crazy *** ****, imagine if your life was really like that. Click the image to open in full size. Click the image to open in full size.
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I do think she knew cause she definately tasted puss, but I think she must of thought it was sweat or something.... I could smell the puss so I knew she was tasting it but I didnt care at all. If she would of confronted me I would of fell on the floor laughing and just grabbed my keys and cell and found another girl, preferably the babe fromt he car cuz she was a drunk freak nasty girl.
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:22 PM   #43
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I broke up with my girlfriend, because I decided that i like **** better.

lol which one of you guys confessed? Click the image to open in full size.

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I'm 21 and haven't slept with a girl or been in a relationship my entire life. I am scared of women finding out i have a small *****. It haunts me every time i take a shower or go to the bathroom.

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seriously lol qtf!!!!


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there was this one time back when i was 13 years old when i was home alone and getting a drink out of the refridgerator it closed somehow and it slammed my ***** in the refridgerator. nothing has ever felt so good. so ever since then i have stood at my refridgerator and rubbed my dick all in it like it's a big vagina. i find myself sexually attracted to refridgerators now and i love cumming in them. oh how the feel of it gets me going through the day...

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is this that guy from the "how to tell my girlfreind shes getting fat" post?
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im secretly in love with a girl at work who is a virgin and shy about being with me, i have also been in a relationship for over a year with another girl who is getting fatter and fatter, thats not really that important, but she moans all the time, is jealous of my computer and has a horrible laugh, sometimes i wish i was dead so i don't have to bother speaking to anyone ever.

sorry, edit again....this site is TOOO good!!!

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when i was 13 there was this color blind kid in my art class called joey

we had art and he had been drawing this picture for 5 weeks it really was a masterpiece

anyway he had this pot of crayons that had labels on with the name of the color

when he wasnt looking i switched the labels and he started coloring everthing in different colors (he colored the sky purple)

he went to show the teacher who told him it was all the wrong colors and he started crying really loud

i felt sick at the time but of course i dont care any more i am 17

insert "i ****** love colouring" picture here lol

this will be the last edit guys!


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As a child, I was forced to narrate gay **** books on tape.

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seriously lol qtf!!!!


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there was this one time back when i was 13 years old when i was home alone and getting a drink out of the refridgerator it closed somehow and it slammed my ***** in the refridgerator. nothing has ever felt so good. so ever since then i have stood at my refridgerator and rubbed my dick all in it like it's a big vagina. i find myself sexually attracted to refridgerators now and i love cumming in them. oh how the feel of it gets me going through the day...

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543550318 I used to date a girl who had a twin sister. She was real calm and pleasant but was a complete lunatic in bed.. well, the first time she was very blah but after that it was all expletive me crazy screamin and ****.. i found out after we broke up that the girl I dated didnt like having sex with me so her sister would often substitute... i was dating her but fuckign her sister!!! it was disturbeing.. i felt violated


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543550318 I used to date a girl who had a twin sister. She was real calm and pleasant but was a complete lunatic in bed.. well, the first time she was very blah but after that it was all expletive me crazy screamin and ****.. i found out after we broke up that the girl I dated didnt like having sex with me so her sister would often substitute... i was dating her but fuckign her sister!!! it was disturbeing.. i felt violated


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I love m4d tyt3 JDM tun4z so much that instead of masterbating to ****, I masterbate to Honda-Tuning.

Also, I have let an ex girlfriend in on this obsession, so while we were having sex she would make revving and shifting noises...

and man I would get off.

I have also tried sticking my ***** into the gas tank of my EG Civic, but the cold makes it shrivel.
which one of you **** was it? lol
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