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Old 06-14-2009, 09:50 AM   #1
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Old 06-14-2009, 09:53 AM   #2
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So a 4 inchers and $9k you get a 14 year old?
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LuLz @ 4k 3"
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so no matter what size you're dick is, if you make 3k you're screwed
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for 10 inches and 10k you get a boob and a half?

the stupid overrides the funny 10 fold.
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Old 06-14-2009, 09:57 AM   #6
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not quite understanding this. whats up with 5 inches and 2k? wtf is a guy doing in here?
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:00 AM   #7
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chart is retarded.
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chart is retarded.
Only reason this is funny is because of the comments so far EL- O -EL
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:14 AM   #9
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LOL. x2.. comments are awesome.

Chart isn't that bad either.
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:19 AM   #10
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Anyone want a grand a month? My ten inch **** and six thousand dollar paycheck is scaring me.
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:25 AM   #11
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It would have been more comical if the same girls appeared in different areas, implying that one factor compensates for the other.
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:37 AM   #13
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Is that salary before or after taxes
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lul at 5" + 3k
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is that jlo at 9inch 8k?

this chart isn't funny, and where's tina fey!
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the chart has no rhyme nor reason. it was assembled by an idiot, most likely a drunk idiot, even more likely a horny drunk idiot.
who was also very stoned.
humour devoid completely.
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Is 1" $2k NSFW?
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:27 AM   #20
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So I can bang Christina Aguilera?
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this thread is funny.
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:47 AM   #22
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$3K @ 4" roflmao!!!!
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So basically 90% of this chart is 14 year old myspace *****?
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damn DAMN you damn 10 inchers
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