Re: Funny names to call your friends (eK9RepreSenT)
had a friend who everyone called Backyard. we'd call him Backdoor
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Ai, like gold fall the leaves in the wind... long years numberless as the wings of trees. The days have passed like swift draughts of sweet mead in lofty halls beyond the West, beneath the blue vaults of Varda, wherein, the stars tremble in the song of her voice, wholly and queenly. Who now shall refill the cup for me? - The Lament of Galadriel
Its these 2 redneck/conspiracy theorist jackasses of hicks that are mechanics at work. They pretty much are married, and have lovers quarrels all the time over **** like bow-hunting and how best to kill a squirrel or crow. We call them the "Brothers Buttfuck". But not to their face of course, one of them is down right crazy, we call him "Crazy Bob".
And we call both of them "Wierd Beard" because they both have these gnarly redneck beards and talk about the most retarded stuff.
Chuy- we call him this cuz he got bit by a dog when he was like 5 and has a big *** scar on the top of his head
muddbutt- he got fired from his job because he went into his boss' house without permission and took a ****. he forgot to kill the alarm and the cops came and busted him inside the house on the toilet
buttslut- this girl who randomly admitted liking *** sex in front of a bunch of people
When we look at modern man, we have to face the fact that modern man suffers from a kind of poverty of the spirit We've learned to fly the air as birds, we've learned to swim the seas as fish, yet we haven't learned to walk the Earth as brothers and sisters
so one night...after a back massage i kinda felt comfortable enough where i could at least try to give her a kiss...feel her ****...etc without her objecting too strongly. i could maybe play it off as the idiot 18 year old kid (which i was) who didn't know what he was doing. well...she responded (which surprised me) and i ended up getting my fingers wet.
I'm part of a counter strike clan, and we always have one member of our team that just goes for the bomb defuses, we call him Greedy. It's not that big of a deal, but it is when he gets them five times in a row .
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i call my best friend (half japanese) "jap" all the time. He calles me 'kraut" (im like 1/2 german, and have a very german last name)....some times he'll call me "jew killer", and ill call him "chinamen raper"...that sort of ****....
i call one of my female friends "Andre [The Giant]" because shes like 6'1"
i call another one of my female friends "fatty"...shes like 5'7" and weighs like 100lbs...i also call her "****" "bitch" or "mouth *****"
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