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Old 05-31-2005, 01:37 PM   #1
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im tryin to pass a drug test tomorrow... i know people say drink about of water.. i was thinking wouldnt beer be better because , it makes u **** alot FASTER!!
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Yes, drink as much as you can. In fact, down a 6 pack on the way to take the test. You should also try to hold the **** in as long as possible.
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If it is an important test I would recomend getting some clean **** and heating it to the correct temperature and using that, it's pretty easy I've done it a few times.
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Buy one of those test clean kits from GNC. Drinking lots of water won't help because it will throw off the expected creatine levels in your urine making it obvious that you diluted the sample. The test clean kits work on the same principle except they put more creatine in your body so that your urine has the right concentration even after drinking a gallon of water.

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Old 05-31-2005, 01:44 PM   #6
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CAN I JUST BUY CREATINE POWDER
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Why does it matter, you don't do drugs do you?

You can only fail if you have done drugs ...
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CAN I JUST BUY CREATINE POWDER
You probably could but guessing the correct amount to take so that it's properly balanced could be a trick. I'd just buy the kit.
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info---I SMOKEd for the 2nd time in life on may 20. i weigh about 180, im skinny.. i didnt get high that nite.
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Get some 3 liters of clean **** and drink it. You can't mix it with anything else and you have to do it in under 30 minutes. I heard it really works...
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This seems like a case for the - Whizzinator!!

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You usually don't need a fake ***** for an employment drug test. I use an iv bag, hand warmers and an aquarium thermometer when I had to pass my last drug test.
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^^i dont know what would be worst, failing a drug test or touching a fake *****..... Click the image to open in full size. Click the image to open in full size. Click the image to open in full size.
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You usually don't need a fake ***** for an employment drug test. I use an iv bag, hand warmers and an aquarium thermometer when I had to pass my last drug test.
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Anyone know anything about blood test? I'm a weekly cigarette smoker, only one or two when I drink. Can they detect nicotine in a blood test in my situation?
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how about dont do drugs in the first place and you wouldn't have to ask dumbass questions like this
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Just make sure you're still drunk when you go to take the test, be sure and make a complete *** of yourself. After doing that the positive drug test won't seem all that bad in comparison.
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All I need is a chewing gum wrapper and some table salt and I could pass the test.
Vin Diesel once took out an entire population with a paper clip and some chewing gum.
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No you're fucked.
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Save your money. Go to Walgreens and ask the peeps there for cleansing products. Don't bring up you smoke weed because they will turn you away. If not that go to Albertsons. And they have some **** they're. The beer thing won't work.
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how about dont do drugs in the first place and you wouldn't have to ask dumbass questions like this
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That fake ***** drainer is hilarious!! Do they actually watch you **** in the cup now or something?
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All i got to say is


SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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