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Old 02-01-2012, 01:41 AM   #26
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LOL, hookers just love you joe.
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My friend was out for a run a few months back and came upon a dude getting blown outside his car by some prostitue in the parking lot of a pool/tennis court. When they saw him run by, the chick took off, *** still trickling down her face, and dude got into his car and rolled out.
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^^^What a loser, hope that guy gets herpes from that dirty hookers mouth. Wouldn't touch a prostitute with a 10 foot pole, easy enough to get something from a one night stand who swears she's clean
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I got propositioned by two prostitues while in Vegas. I was walking through the Casino, headed back to my room after a night of drinking and gambling, and these two girls walk up to me and one said "O there you are, we've been looking all over for you".

I'm puzzled, I assume they had the wrong guy. I said "Uh, I don't know you, you must be looking for someone else". The other one says "No, it's you we're looking for, don't you want to party with us?". Then it was obvious what was going on, they were hookers looking for their next gig. I said "No thanks, ladies, you have a nice night". They were persistant, they said "Looks like you've had a few drinks tonight, why don't you let us help you to your room". I said "I may have had a few drink, but I'm not stupid drunk, go find someone else, I'm not interested".
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My story...I was headed back to Canada from Florida and I was driving by myself, I think I must have been 21 at the time, so this was about 11-12 years ago. I had a dvd/cd player in my car at the time and I was lonely and it was getting dark outside. I had been driving for about 12 hours straight and I was getting tired. Now for those who do a lot of long distance driving alone can maybe understand my situation. The thing is when I drive long distances alone, my mind starts racing and I can't stop thinking about life. Okay I'll get to the point...I was alone, 21, no girl around and I had a dvd player...so naturally I stop somewhere in butt**** North Carolina after spotting a big sign saying "Live Nudes".

I exit off the I-95 and drive up to this shack in the middle of no where. I start wondering to myself if this is a good idea. Here is some young kid from Canada rolling up in the middle of the night with Quebec plates on his car. I said to myself, I'm just going to go in, grab a very nice DVD, watch it, then pass out for the night before heading back home to Canada. So I'm in this place and it's dirty. They had a section where they sold movies so I proceed to go in there. I quickly find one that looked alright, pay for it, then exit the titty bar. As I'm walking towards my car, a girl approaches me and asks what I'm doing for the night...lol. Well, obviously I dont tell her my plans to watch the nice DVD then crash, so I tell her I'm headed to Canada...she says "where's that?"..haha...so I tell her it's the hat on top of the States, I don't think she understood where I meant, so I decide to just tell her it's really far away. I hop in my car and head back onto the 95N and the rest is history...

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-Canadian in nowhereville North Carolina
-titty bar
-prostitute who didnt know where Canada was

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Doubt she was a hooker. If a hooker propositions you, there's no need to ask if that's what it was. You'll know.
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OT: Do any of you guys that have been solicited, feel offended because they targeted you?
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OT: Do any of you guys that have been solicited, feel offended because they targeted you?
I didn't feel offended. I was younger, 21 or 22, if anything, at the time, I felt this strange sense of pride that they "picked me" as a target. But looking back, I can't help but think how many guys would not have seen through their ploy, taken them back to the room, and had to pay them, or worse yet, pass-out and get robbed.
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Old 02-01-2012, 10:09 AM   #34
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Chick asks for directions to Walmart = I was solicited by a hooker.

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Someone didn't read my story, I was in an area known for prostitutes, its not like an open air market but it happens there. I kinda doubt they find customers just going up and asking "hey you want to pay me in return for some sex?." The law might catch onto that.

The girl wasn't even close to a walmart and kept walking in the opposite direction of it. She wasn't dressed like you might think a prostitute would, but she was dressed slightly more sluttly then the average female. Bitch just gave off a weird vibe, possibly just on drugs or something. I don't know.
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Old 02-01-2012, 10:13 AM   #35
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LOL, hookers just love you joe.
Damn, you just reminded me of that time at the strip club. I almost had that memory blocked out.
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Old 02-01-2012, 11:40 AM   #36
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I was leaving the mall one time, and some lady asking for a ride to Petsmart, well I said no, but my friend was like help her man, don't be an ***. I was like whatever come on, only 3 blocks away, I dropped her off, and after she left she asked if she can give me and my friend a bj. My friend slammed the door and jetted
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asking for directions to walmart was probably code for "you got any coke?"
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Old 02-01-2012, 04:53 PM   #38
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Plausible, I would like to think I look more like a guy who slangs coke than a guy who picks up prostitutes.
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When I was 18 and used to party on the dodgier side of Ibiza, I'd be propositioned every night. It usually consisted of a team of ugly African women surrounding you and grabbing your **** through your jeans.

The transvestite prostitutes on the other side of the island wouldn't physically grab you, but they would insult you instead. "Hey sissy boy..." etc etc
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When I was 18 and used to party on the dodgier side of Ibiza, I'd be propositioned every night. It usually consisted of a team of ugly African women surrounding you and grabbing your **** through your jeans.

The transvestite prostitutes on the other side of the island wouldn't physically grab you, but they would insult you instead. "Hey sissy boy..." etc etc

Yup, those tranny hookers can be a real pain in the ***. Trust me, I know from experience.
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Old 02-02-2012, 03:58 AM   #41
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Since this looks like story time:

Touring The Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park, NY circa May 2001 at the end of my Junior year of high school. Had the opportunity to check out the school with a few students and 2 of my teachers. One of the teachers was a middle-aged dood, first year teaching, really didn't belong in the job and I'm pretty sure he washed out after 2-3 years. Anyway, we're up there, cruising around in the rental van for whatever reason late at night, myself, another male student, a female student, and the other (female) teacher. So we see a nice young lady out for a 2AM stroll. It was obvious she must have been working out, though I can't imagine why her spandex was leopard print and her footwear of choice were stilettos. Male teacher driving pulls up 10 ft in front of her and rolls down the window, she walks toward the window. He moves forward 10 ft and stops, she walks to the window. He rolls 10 ft more and stops, she walks to the window. Once more and we got the business end of a pump thrown at us before we sped off.

Only other prostitute story comes from smoking crack with a bum in Corpus Christie underneath a crucifix at the local homeless mission, but that's another story for another time.
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Since this looks like story time:

Touring The Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park, NY circa May 2001 at the end of my Junior year of high school. Had the opportunity to check out the school with a few students and 2 of my teachers. One of the teachers was a middle-aged dood, first year teaching, really didn't belong in the job and I'm pretty sure he washed out after 2-3 years. Anyway, we're up there, cruising around in the rental van for whatever reason late at night, myself, another male student, a female student, and the other (female) teacher. So we see a nice young lady out for a 2AM stroll. It was obvious she must have been working out, though I can't imagine why her spandex was leopard print and her footwear of choice were stilettos. Male teacher driving pulls up 10 ft in front of her and rolls down the window, she walks toward the window. He moves forward 10 ft and stops, she walks to the window. He rolls 10 ft more and stops, she walks to the window. Once more and we got the business end of a pump thrown at us before we sped off.

Only other prostitute story comes from smoking crack with a bum in Corpus Christie underneath a crucifix at the local homeless mission, but that's another story for another time.
Business end of a Pump Stiletto or a Sawn off? And why the **** was the dumbass messing with her in the first place?
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It sounds pretty hooker-ish to me.

I've been solicited once, I think. I was at a blackjack table in Vegas (Monte Carlo hotel casino). Started with $50 and when I had about $600 on the table this pretty woman (about 32-35) came up and started making friendly conversation.

She played a few hands at my table (I was the only one there and it was about 9am) and kept trying to make a connection, but it was all very 'innocent' as I'm pretty sure there is a strict code for conduct in such places. I just started to get a funny feeling about it. Eventually she left because I was too focused on the table, and I'm 99% sure she was a hooker.
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Stilletto. And dumbass was being a dumbass.
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My friend was driving across country and one night he stopped in a truck stop. He was doing something like reading and turned on/flashed his dome light. Somehow that must have been like a signal because a hooker opened his door got in the car and asked what he wanted done lol
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Yup, those tranny hookers can be a real pain in the ***. Trust me, I know from experience.
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