"You know you own an EG, EK when ..."
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"You know you own an EG, EK when ..."
EF section had one damnit lol
- in any other car, you try to pull the door handle press the lock at the same time
- your making a right turn, and trick your friends on how much gas you burn
- you've ONCE mistakenly mashed the air bag thinking the horn would sound
- your a victim to the 'bitch pin'
- you read the word 'vitara', its not a suzuki
- you get mad at people bringing up obx parts
- in any other car, you try to pull the door handle press the lock at the same time
- your making a right turn, and trick your friends on how much gas you burn
- you've ONCE mistakenly mashed the air bag thinking the horn would sound
- your a victim to the 'bitch pin'
- you read the word 'vitara', its not a suzuki
- you get mad at people bringing up obx parts
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i know you guys have something to say
- before i owned a civic, i thought Sparco were the best
- you'd pay more for oem parts than aftermarket
- before i owned a civic, i thought Sparco were the best
- you'd pay more for oem parts than aftermarket
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-when you check to see if your car is still out front(****ing thieves)
-when ricer rev at you(lol even when i drive my wife fit, retards rev at me like i wanna race a 100 hp econo **** box.. anythingelse i drive non honda i dont have this issue)
-when vtec kicks in.
-when ricer rev at you(lol even when i drive my wife fit, retards rev at me like i wanna race a 100 hp econo **** box.. anythingelse i drive non honda i dont have this issue)
-when vtec kicks in.
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Re: "You know you own an EG, EK when ..."
- when u always have to put a clutch lock on, even if you know you're gona be there only for 10 minutes.
-when every other eg ek always want to race you.
- when you have idle problems flucuating idle, hunting idle, low idle and had to clean IACV
-when every other eg ek always want to race you.
- when you have idle problems flucuating idle, hunting idle, low idle and had to clean IACV
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-when highschool kids rev their stock cavaliers at you
-when muscle car drivers laugh at you...and then cry once the light turns green
**I love the 'bitch pin' quote though...its so true
-when muscle car drivers laugh at you...and then cry once the light turns green
**I love the 'bitch pin' quote though...its so true
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- When you're afraid to take the suspension apart because the bolts might be seized.
- When your trunk/firewall leaks....randomly...even after you think you've fixed it.
- When you get revved on by EVERY ricer in town...
- When your trunk/firewall leaks....randomly...even after you think you've fixed it.
- When you get revved on by EVERY ricer in town...
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when you never wanna touch another underdrive pully bolt becuase every 1 is stupid tite
when you get mad at rice
when eg's never have an oem airbox do they?
when you get mad at rice
when eg's never have an oem airbox do they?
#9
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EJ driver here.
When highschool freshmen girls leave their numbers on your windshield at walmart. (yes, happened to me multiple times, and I'm 30).
When you've actually tried to lock the keys in the running car on purpose, and were unable to.
When you've gotten stuck with 4 people in the car trying to pull uphill in the rain.
When you stopped caring about your P0420 code 4 years ago.
When people say your OEM 99-00 spoiler is rice because it's so high.
When highschool freshmen girls leave their numbers on your windshield at walmart. (yes, happened to me multiple times, and I'm 30).
When you've actually tried to lock the keys in the running car on purpose, and were unable to.
When you've gotten stuck with 4 people in the car trying to pull uphill in the rain.
When you stopped caring about your P0420 code 4 years ago.
When people say your OEM 99-00 spoiler is rice because it's so high.
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-When your chasis code becomes a standard of a honda conversation
-When everyone knows the color midori but ten years ago called it the color green
-When you or someone you know has purposely rusted a part of the car, put fabric on the bumper, thought a roofrack was cool, changes their eg corners seasonaly, has rotas, only do rolls not digs, parking lot racer.
-When everyone knows the color midori but ten years ago called it the color green
-When you or someone you know has purposely rusted a part of the car, put fabric on the bumper, thought a roofrack was cool, changes their eg corners seasonaly, has rotas, only do rolls not digs, parking lot racer.
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- when you go to a meet...realize it's full of ricers...and you pop your hood and they s**t their pants at a outwardly stock looking B16B...
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-When your carying stuff in your right hand/arm and have a hard time opening the drivers door cuz the handle.
-When riders b*tch and complain about your door handles
lol, eg status...
-When riders b*tch and complain about your door handles
lol, eg status...
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Re: "You know you own an EG, EK when ..."
... when you have two white EG hatches. One for weekends and one as a daily
... you have to swap a perfectly good running d15 for a B-series because you can't stand the lack of power.
... when once I put a passenger side mirror on my CX and I took it off to keep my car closer to stock.
... you have to swap a perfectly good running d15 for a B-series because you can't stand the lack of power.
... when once I put a passenger side mirror on my CX and I took it off to keep my car closer to stock.
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when you dnt have a eg or ek becuase its was stolen then recovered then stolen
when it is imposible to fine a em1 with a clean title ,,,go ahead try and look
when it is imposible to fine a em1 with a clean title ,,,go ahead try and look
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- when we are aware of the 92-95 type r lip, and a 92-95 type R doesnt even exist
- when the s2000 and nsx become our new dream cars
- when the s2000 and nsx become our new dream cars
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-when you're constantly putting money into your car and you dont know when its going to end
-when you now play video games like gran turismo and midnight club
-when you cant stand anything bigger than 16" wheels especially stupid lexus cars that have 24s on them.
-when a snail becomes your favorite animal cus it looks like a turbo.
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-when the parts that are on your car, are worth more then the car itself.
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When kids ooooh and aaaah over your 'genuine' rota slips.
When you have stock 99-00 taillights, and people give you crap about your altezzas (happened to me. Some dude SWORE to me that Honda never made a stock taillight with clear turnsignals)
When some stranger tries to trade you EVEN UP his altezzas for your stock 99-00 tails at a gas station. (also happened to me)
When you're pissed you didn't get an EG because your loaded EJ8 has drum brakes.
When you don't get a rear sway because you're afraid of tearing your subframe.
When you have stock 99-00 taillights, and people give you crap about your altezzas (happened to me. Some dude SWORE to me that Honda never made a stock taillight with clear turnsignals)
When some stranger tries to trade you EVEN UP his altezzas for your stock 99-00 tails at a gas station. (also happened to me)
When you're pissed you didn't get an EG because your loaded EJ8 has drum brakes.
When you don't get a rear sway because you're afraid of tearing your subframe.
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1. I called it an EK
2. got flamed for calling it an EK
3. flamed someone else for calling it an EK
4. no longer care, ignore and answer question.
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-When driving you get racially profiled by a pig for owning such model.
-When every part of the car seems to need repairing.
-When as you get older , you still feel freakin cool when driving your car.
-When u start to hear a rattling sound and find out you need to tear apart a tranny to replace a $20 part(ISB).
-When it takes you 10+ minutes to park your car because you're activating all your killswitches,wheel locks....etc.
-When every part of the car seems to need repairing.
-When as you get older , you still feel freakin cool when driving your car.
-When u start to hear a rattling sound and find out you need to tear apart a tranny to replace a $20 part(ISB).
-When it takes you 10+ minutes to park your car because you're activating all your killswitches,wheel locks....etc.
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You know you own an EG...
-when your friend goes to get in the car and the exterior door handle doesn't work anymore... again
-when your suspension is so worn that a random bushing needs replacement what seems like once a month
-when your friend goes to get in the car and the exterior door handle doesn't work anymore... again
-when your suspension is so worn that a random bushing needs replacement what seems like once a month