Laughing Man

I got a 2012 civic LX sdn and I'm getting a rattle in the dash that sounds like its coming from the passenger side when I'm driving, but sounds like its near the middle of the dash when I'm in the passenger seat. The only way I can describe the sounds like a loose screw or it sounds like rain hitting the windshield.
There is also a buzzing rattle from the rear of the car as well but the rattle in the front is more annoying.

I have searched google for countless hours overt he past week and found a ton of threads on 9thgencivic.com but no one found the cause.

Anyone here have this issue and/or solution?