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Old 01-25-2006, 08:25 AM   #1
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I work at a very large accounting firm and I need to talk to one of the partners about a certain client. Usually to talk to the partner, you just see whats hes doing with his secretary. She was not at her desk, so I just figured I could stick my head in his office and see if he was busy. I didnt knock, which is MY FAULT, but I walk in there and she is sitting on his couch with him going to town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 This is so ******* funnny. Hes married too! I wonder if I get a raise or if i get fired because of this. expletive! Random **** always happens to me!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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PICS!!!!

Or The Ban stick comes out!!!!
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yeah you always knock. I would be pissed.
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:27 AM   #4
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OMG that's just well funny but so wrong. Did you just make eye contact and walk out? I think this might be job security.
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I work at a very large accounting firm and I need to talk to one of the partners about a certain client. Usually to talk to the partner, you just see whats hes doing with his secretary. She was not at her desk, so I just figured I could stick my head in his office and see if he was busy. I didnt knock, which is MY FAULT, but I walk in there and she is sitting on his couch with him going to town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 This is so ******* funnny. Hes married too! I wonder if I get a raise or if i get fired because of this. expletive! Random **** always happens to me!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Tell him if he doesn't give you a raise his wife will find out. Cha chingggg.
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Milk that **** for all you can get and ask for raises and bonuses. On a side note is the secretary hot?
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P.S. Black Mail is illegal
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this could turn into a sticky situation
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P.S. Black Mail is illegal
Your point being?
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thats just amazing ..

yea ur not gettin fired...blackmail owns all
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P.S. Black Mail is illegal
P.S. you think his boss would really risk his wife finding this out by going to court with David W?

Ask for a nice fat raise at your next performance evaluation.
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Where in nova do you work?? imma come check out the secretary!
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Your avatar explains your situation.
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:34 AM   #15
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Only if you get caught!! ^^ bah beat me to it.

So did the boss actually see you walk in or did they not notice?
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I think this might be job security.
For damn sure.

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Ask for a nice fat raise at your next performance evaluation.
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In for pics of secretary and where this place is.
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:35 AM   #18
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in for pics!
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Not to thread jack, but a similar situation happened to me...

I was building a house in Mexico about 3 years ago. One afternoon, I went into the still unfinished house to see what the workers had accomplished for the day after [I thought] the workers had left. As I go up the stairs to the 2nd floor I see the foreman doing oral to one of his workers/peons! WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They saw me, I saw them--I was f*cking shocked! The first thing that I said was "Are you finished?" (meaning if they were finished working for the day)! LOL

I made it seem like I didn't see it, but we all knew what was going on. I didn't make a big deal about it...they continued working on the house. A week later I went into the house again to check the progress and what do you know...yes, I saw the same sick sh*t again!

I fired them on the spot!

The strange thing is that these guys looked like your stereotypical Mexican macho construction worker with the Pancho Villa mustache and all! LOL The foreman was tall, bulky and had a very deep, manly voice. He turned out to be the "giver" (in this case, of oral)! LMAO!

Carry on with the thread...
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I wish I had that kind of bargaining power

Tell him you need a new car, and it would make a nice bonus
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this could turn into a sticky situation
Im sure it already did

And I just though about something... WHY THE HELL DO WE WANT PICS!!!! its of some DUDE getting a handjob!!!!!


At least snap a few of the sexratary!!!
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:39 AM   #22
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Milk that **** for all you can get and ask for raises and bonuses. On a side note is the secretary hot?
Shut up and get back to work! That Museum don't run itself!
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In for more detailed story.

Was she hot?

Was she fully clothed?

Thigh highs and a mini skirt?

Paint the picture for us!
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Act normally and see if he addresses it.
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:40 AM   #25
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did he leave to take pics?

wtfbbq
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