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Old 04-29-2009, 10:47 PM   #1
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The Angry Pirate
You're getting a bj then bust in her eye then kick her in the shin.


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lets see
shoot her in the head and fxck the exit hole?

did i kill the mood?
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the spiderman

*** in your hand and throw it in her face
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angry dragon

*** in her mouth then smack her on the back of the head and make it come out her nose, when she gets up shel look like an angry dragon.
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:13 PM   #6
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damn this is sure to get locked.
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:17 PM   #7
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Boston steamroller
soggy muffin
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:18 PM   #8
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the spiderman

*** in your hand and throw it in her face
LOL hahahahaha
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Strawberry Shortcake

*** on her face then punch her in the nose causing a nose bleed. Blood mixes with ***, hence strawberry shortcake.
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*** in her mouth then smack her on the back of the head and make it come out her nose, when she gets up shel look like an angry dragon.
lmfao
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whatever happened to cuddling and spooning? haha.
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:27 PM   #12
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My friend taught me the "moose" that' when you're doing it doggy style and try to make antlers with your hands on your head for as long as you can. SOMETHING like that....

how bout the dirty sanchez, where you stick your finger in your/her butt and you wipe it under her nose

and how bout the classic donkey punch
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:28 PM   #13
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The Ted Danson. While ******* her from behind ask, "Who's the boss?", when she replies, "You're the boss", punch her in the back of the head and say, "No, Ted Danson's the boss".
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how bout the dirty sanchez, where you stick your finger in your/her butt and you wipe it under her nose
Why is your butt even an option?
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GIVE HER A SNOW BALL

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My friend taught me the "moose" that' when you're doing it doggy style and try to make antlers with your hands on your head for as long as you can. SOMETHING like that....
Was it a good or bad learning experience?
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:38 PM   #17
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Chili dog a bitch!
"Chili dog is when you **** on a woman's chest then stick your ***** between her breasts and proceed to **** her."
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The Ted Danson. While ******* her from behind ask, "Who's the boss?", when she replies, "You're the boss", punch her in the back of the head and say, "No, Ted Danson's the boss".
i think you mean tony danza.....


Birmingham booty call...

urban dictionary it.
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:40 PM   #19
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Hear this from a friend once:

Gorilla Face.

Trim your pubic hair, jizz on girls face and sprinkle on the pubic hair.
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HOW ABOUT 2 girls 1 cup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGzr2YrHrCA
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i think you mean tony danza.....
hahaha, yeah I dropped the ball on that one
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:49 PM   #23
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1h...om=PL&index=76
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Why is your butt even an option?
....cause k3nnex is a homo
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Woaahhaaahahahaha^^^^^
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