Have you read this? Talk about The moral of a story.
11-06-2004, 11:42 PM
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Have you read this? Talk about The moral of a story.
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
11-06-2004, 11:44 PM
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Re: Have you read this? Talk about The moral of a story. (01PYTypeR#1140)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 01PYTypeR#1140 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."</TD></TR></TABLE>
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."</TD></TR></TABLE>
11-07-2004, 01:00 AM
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Re: Have you read this? Talk about The moral of a story. (JDM CDT)
...if the dad-in-law was outside, then the fiance was probably upstairs in the bedroom waiting with a baseball bat 
11-07-2004, 01:48 AM
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Re: Have you read this? Talk about The moral of a story. (01PYTypeR#1140)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 01PYTypeR#1140 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> "The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."</TD></TR></TABLE>
Good one!
"Always keep your condoms in your car."</TD></TR></TABLE>
Good one!
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11-07-2004, 02:45 AM
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Re: Have you read this? Talk about The moral of a story. (takiraj)
i read that on a few different sites a long time ago. dunno if it is ur true story or not but its been around
11-07-2004, 02:46 AM
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Re: Have you read this? Talk about The moral of a story. (01PYTypeR#1140)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 01PYTypeR#1140 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."</TD></TR></TABLE>
rofl, omg that is the funniest thing i have heard in long time
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."</TD></TR></TABLE>
rofl, omg that is the funniest thing i have heard in long time
11-07-2004, 07:43 AM
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That is really f...k up !
So does that means most marriage have
to put you thru a Reality show??
Becareful, maybe you and your in-laws will be on
cable soon with Paris Hilton testing u next.
So does that means most marriage have
to put you thru a Reality show??
Becareful, maybe you and your in-laws will be on
cable soon with Paris Hilton testing u next.
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